What's the best Oscars-watching drinking game?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Down a Martini every time some piece of shit, whether it be a piece of shit movie or a piece of shit actor, wins an award?

Or down a Martini every time a good movie or good actor earns one?

Which will get more liquor into me?

I'm betting on the former. But then, I also have no idea who and what has been nominated, except a couple movies, so I have no idea if they chose good movies and actors this time around or not.

If Ron Howard wins an Oscar I will never watch another film for as long as I live.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Down a Martini every time some award earner goes over their time limit...

You should be plastered in not time. :toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Well, I don't want to drink that much!

[Sporadicus]

3. If You Drink Every Time Someone Says, 'Thank You'

you'll be passed-out in 15 minutes. It's been on for one minute as of this writing, and I've heard it at least 20 times.

[ashmanonar]

4. shot of whiskey for every over-paid actor.

you'll be dead in 30 seconds.

on edit: i was gonna make a gay mafia joke here, but we'll just leave it at that.

the mauve hand is after me! HELP!

[joeybee12]

5. Didn't you know that Ron Howard already won an Oscar!

Yup, Opie has one for "A Beautiful Behind"...wait, that's a porn title...it was for "A Beautiful Mind."

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Yes, disgusting, really

That movie didn't deserve one. I could see Crow getting one for his performance - I wouldn't recommend it, but I'd accept it.

But Howard getting one for that misdirected bit of flotsam? Shameful.