my 14 yo son just said"Oh heavenly father please release this demon...

[maveric]

inside me", then promptly farted!
Nasty boy! Takes after his old man.

[texas1928]

1. I applaude him for his creativity.

way to go.

[RoBear]

2. I love that!

Plan to use it unless you've got it copyrighted.

[Shadowen]

3. *applauds*

A highbrow approach to lowbrow humor. The best of both worlds. Gotta love it.

[Blue Gardener]

4. Ha Ha!

Gave me a chuckle.

[Bunny]

5. My sister used to say this to her kids:

Listen my children, and you shall hear...

And then she would let one fly! What a mom!

[Tom_Foolery]

6. "I smell dead people" is what we say in our house...

because my wife tells me that it smells like something crawled up inside of me and died.

[oustemnow]

7. Hahaha that's awesome!

Buy that kid a guitar, or a sampler, or a drum machine, or a multitrack recording system, or maybe all of the above, because I predct great things in his future.

[joeybee12]

8. Oh, thank God for that punch line!

I thought it was going to be him saying something freeper-esque!

[Kire]

9. ROFLMAO

thanks for that laugh