The rusty cantaloupe of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"For freakin' out loud! . . . Geez! . . . . Okay, one more time. . . . Listen, if Saddam didn't have them, he
wouldn'ta hid them so well. The better he hid them, the worse they are! He hid them very, very well.
Therefore, they're the worst weapons of mass destruction ever and ever and forever! . . . Now, . . . you
got that? Got that in your notes? . . . Geez. . . . I really don't want to have to go thru it again. It's like
teaching chimps how to read, I swear!"

[underpants]

1. Chirp chirp chirp

[Bossy Monkey]

2. I think you just channeled Gilbert & Sullivan!

[myomy]

3. Somebody get me some nose candy, Quick!

.

[Maddy McCall]

4. God he has aged since his campaign

You would think with all the naps and vacations, he would look a little more healthy than he does.


Photo taken in '99.

[underpants]

6. Not that surprising he has a lot to worry about

-Detroying a sound economic model and hoping he doesn't get blamed for it

-Lying to send American boys and girls to an illegal war

-The single worst national security failure in the history of the country


etc.

[cosmicdot]

5. Schlo, wha-wasch tha quescheen agin? hick

(don't know how to spell drunken stupor slur)

told him
1) not to go fishing for photo-ops on Fidelity II, but if he had to, to use the highest SPF he could find
2) don't wear those reflective sunglasses if you go - I don't care how "kewl" they look - they can sizzle your nose

[skip fox]

7. "I don't know what's so screwy about cemetaries having

a laundrimat, anyway. And why's Karl gotta slap me every time
I 'bother' him with a 'dumb idea'? What's so dumb about visiting
your grandfather during the spin cycle, huh? Or buying little plastic
roses out of a vending machine? Hell, it's a great idea! At least he
didn't have to slap me so danged hard! Geez."

[skip fox]

8. Just checking my sig.

n/t

[skip fox]

9. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick: