I just drove over to Illinois and, boy, is my ass tired

[MrScorpio]

15 hours on the road.

I love to drive, thank the Goddess

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Is it flat?

15 hours on your ass...it must be blue! :D

[MrScorpio]

2. Sorry, my ass is black

But I appreciate the concern

[liberalnurse]

3. Well.....I think he refers to

loss of circulation. My white ass does not get blue either but lack of circulation causes decubitus ulcers, better known as pressure areas or bedsores to the infirmed. The involved tissue areas first become pale form lack of blood circulation and you can't massage the skin to retun its natural color... Then a blister can appear and then an open area or weeping lesion developes. If not treated..... It can errode your tushie to where we see your hip bones.....

This can and has occurred frequently in those who have debilitating or confining illnesses where they do not move from one position to another in a timely fashion. Typically seen in the elderly, paraplegics, diabetics etc.....

You sitting on your ass for 15 hours also applies.....

Now yo know more that you ever wanted.....

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Parts of Illinois are flat, others aren't.

OH! You meant his ass??? ;)