It's Wat Tyler's Pomposity and Condescension Lounge!

[Wat_Tyler]

Come join the majestic discourse where I will secretly mock your inadequacies. Hooray! COME ON IN!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. I love you sir

[Wat_Tyler]

8. And I love Yusuf!

Cat Stevens everybody! WOO HOO!

[tigereye]

33. not that again

how about Yusuf Lateef?

[Shananigans]

2. Will you marry me?

[Wat_Tyler]

10. It'll have to be bigamy.

Luckily, I am a Canadian, and we lack the moral fibre to block such things. Woo hoo!

[Shananigans]

32. No problem!

SWEET! Can I have your love children too?

[Wat_Tyler]

39. Sure.

But watch out. They're kinda bitey.

[CanuckAmok]

3. Your mom didn't think it was so inadequate!

n/t

[JVS]

5. Well done old chap!

[Wat_Tyler]

13. Thank you, kind sir.

[Wat_Tyler]

12. Dude.

That wasn't my mom. :o

[JimmyJazz]

4. Pomposity and that other thing be damned! Wat Tyler is a murderer!

[progmom]

7. but a cute murderer!

[JimmyJazz]

11. Don't tell him that - then there will be no living with him!

[Wat_Tyler]

14. Then that means....no....it can't be?

YOU'RE HEDGES? :o

[JimmyJazz]

16. Shit! I Yam what I YAm - the sock puppet of both dolo amber and

whoisalhedges -- therefore, on any given night, you never know who you are getting :7

[Wat_Tyler]

19. That's alright.

I'm panpolysexual.

[tigereye]

34. ah I always knew you had a bit of Pan in you

;)

[Wat_Tyler]

38. Yes.

It's the hooves what give it away.

[dolo amber]

44. I'm a pan galactic gargleblaster

[Wat_Tyler]

45. Ah. I hear Hotblack Desiato drank twelve and accidentally destroyed

several galaxies.

[tigereye]

55. that would be a disaster, surely

;)

I often think of Hitch. Guide when I ponder the likelihood of the earth being suddenly destroyed and wonder if I would have peanuts handy.

[tigereye]

53. I believe that you are!

and all that that entails. :thumbsup:

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. The triplets (3 adorable 4-year-olds) are so damn cute....

:grouphug:

;)

[Wat_Tyler]

15. I imagine they are.

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. Now that was neither pompus nor condescending....

No truth in advertising???

;)

[Wat_Tyler]

20. Wasn't it?

Or are you too un-edumicated to tell the difference? Hmm?

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. Nope....

And I have talked to them. They want to kick your ass for that...and have asked me to ask Skittles to give them lessons...

:scared:

[SarahB]

9. No, I don't think so.

:spank:

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Come on! It'll be fun! ADULT FUN!

[JimmyJazz]

21. ALERT ALERT ALERT

People having fun thread! :P

[Wat_Tyler]

24. ADULT FUN!!!!!

[SarahB]

57. I'm still waiting for my...

"ADULT FUN"! :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. Gee, I just love hanging out with the likes of you.

[Wat_Tyler]

27. I'll get you into trouble, Beastie.

Remember. Beware my MASSIVE RAGE!!!!!

[prolesunited]

23. Mock me, please!

I've been very bad tonight.

[Wat_Tyler]

28. Photos to the usual address, please.

[tigereye]

36. no, say it ain't so

it was probably deserved if you were.

were you temperate or intemperate? :)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

25. Your taste in music sucks

:P

:evilgrin:

[Wat_Tyler]

29. That's because you have cloth ears.

Cloth ears, I tell you!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

30. You know I love your taste in music!

:hi:

[Wat_Tyler]

31. Why, thank you.

:toast:

[Susang]

35. That would be impossible to do

As I do not have any inadequacies. ;-)

Sir, do your worst; I have no fear! :toast:

[Wat_Tyler]

40. I'll keep it for my 'I HATE A WOMAN I'VE NEVER MET' stalk-blog.

[Susang]

62. Link, please

I do so love great fiction. :D

[Wat_Tyler]

64. Here's one.

http://therecipeoflife.blogspot.com/

[Susang]

71. Oh, now you've done it!

Who's sockpuppet are you anyway? }(

[Wat_Tyler]

72. William Shatner's.

Don't tell.

[Susang]

73. The Shat!

I don't believe you. Say something to me in Esperanto! }(

[Bat Boy]

37. Well isn't this just darling....

Ignorant twit.

I believe I hit both there, didn't I?

[Wat_Tyler]

41. Yowza! You sure did.

Next time, try and close your hands before slapping. Otherwise, it's just weird and effeminate.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

42. You would have had you half the brain to add a question mark to your

subject line. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with you people.

[LoZoccolo]

43. I dare you to say something pompous and condescending about Oasis.

Your popularity and approval rating will plummet.

[Wat_Tyler]

47. I would, but I'd have to actually think about them first.

Why would I worry my beautiful mind with something as vulgar as that?

[XNASA]

46. It'll have to be a short discouse in that case.

And it no big secret so don't worry. Just ask the guys at the gym.

[Wat_Tyler]

48. Ugh. How plebian.

The word is 'gymnasium'.

[XNASA]

51. Ouch.

I didn't expect that.

[Wat_Tyler]

54. How ironic.

Perhaps your simian brain cannot contemplate the concept of condescension.

[dolo amber]

65. Ummm...hello?

He worked for NASA, ffs...I think he knows what condensation is... :eyes:

[Wat_Tyler]

66. There, there, little D.

Nursey will bring up your special head medicine soon. Daddy promises.

[Wat_Tyler]

49. Surly store clerks should be flogged for their insolence!

Flogged!

[yvr girl]

50. Haven't you been sequestered on an island some where?

I heard a rumour.

[Wat_Tyler]

52. I heard a rumour too.

Who needs friends who never show
I'll tell you what you wanna know
I could have saved a broken heart
If I'd found out long ago

Chorus 1:
I'm just thinking about
Those lonely nights
When I waited for your call
'Til I found out
All my friends were right, ooh, ooh
I didn't know you at all

heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
They say you got a broken heart
I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, yes I did, boy
I heard a rumour, ooh

Now it seems they're telling me
You've changed your wicked ways
But should I give you a second chance
Baby, I'm too afraid

So you realize what hurt you made
And the love you threw away
How can I forgive or soon forget
It's never gonna be the same

(repeat chorus 2 twice)

(repeat chorus 1)

(repeat chorus 2, 3 times to fade)

[yvr girl]

58. I broke your heart? I had no idea.

I'm sorry. I'm just wicked, what can i say.

[Misunderestimator]

56. Yay! I finally found a home...

[StopTheMorans]

59. whee! tell me how great oasis is!

[redqueen]

60. Do me!

I so deserve it... I just had evil thoughts inspired by misspellings and grammar mistakes in subject lines in GD.

[arwalden]

61. Is There A Cover Charge... Or Is All This FREE?

[Wat_Tyler]

63. Free to those who can afford it, Mr Walden.

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. Laud my remarkable prestidigitation skills!

[Wat_Tyler]

68. Put it away please, Mr. Hedges.

We've all seen it before.

[sundog]

69. Fac 93

Now browbeat me fella :P

[Canuckistanian]

70. I stand out like a shaft of gold

When all around is dark.