Good Dubya Joke

[mhr]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private
concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years
later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a
horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
hat. "Now he's president of the United States

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. heheheheh

[Starlight]

2. That explains a lot...

:toast:

[mhr]

3. Kick For Laughs - We Need The Comic Relief

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[KitchenWitch]

4. kick

:kick:

[texasdem99]

5. That's a good one

n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

6. copied, pasted and forwarded by email to a large number of

likeminded individuals