I'm in a bad mood, please try and brighten my day

[yvr girl]

Don't make me beg. I can cry at will, and I will if I need to.

[Dark]

1. What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

The way they say ahhhh-men.

[yvr girl]

5. tis true

[texas1928]

2. Have you seen this girl she was last seen here.

[yvr girl]

7. Doesn't look good

[RetroLounge]

3. All I Gots is Lots of hugs for you!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Hope that helped...

RL

[texas1928]

6. OH GEEZ

:eyes:

[RetroLounge]

9. You want a piece of this, buddy?

Here you go...

:pals:

RL

[texas1928]

19. Get away from me

you hug crazy feind.

[RetroLounge]

22. In that case, I'll bring friends to help out.

:grouphug:

RL

[texas1928]

23. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RetroLounge]

Your can Roar but you can't Hide

:spank:

RL

[texas1928]

30. better be careful I will sick this on you

[RetroLounge]

31. Bring It On!

RL

[texas1928]

37. she eats rotts for breakfast.

I give her one a week.

[RetroLounge]

44. He brought a friend to help out

RL

[texas1928]

47. This is her pet.

[texas1928]

53. I think we hijacked yvr girl's thread.

OOPS

[yvr girl]

56. No worries. I've been carrying on myself

[texas1928]

58. Why are you in a bad mood?

Maybe we can help.

[yvr girl]

61. Everyone has already

I have a low tolerance for annoying people. I reached my fill today.

[texas1928]

62. Oh,

I have a low tolerance for those people and also people who do no tuse their brains before they speak.

[RetroLounge]

63. How on Earth did THAT happen

Shocked, I tell you...

RL

[texas1928]

65. You planned that way

You are EEEEvil.



Just kidding.

[RetroLounge]

67. Evil? Moi?

:evilgrin: :evilfrown:

RL

[texas1928]

69. SEE SEE yvr girl

I told you, he is just hugging to get you close then WHAMMMO

[RetroLounge]

75. Got you right where I want you

Bwwwwwaaahahahhahha!

RL

[texas1928]

82. Here he is, it was posted on the gallery and then removed.

He was trying to hide his identity.

[RetroLounge]

92. "But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man"

RL

[texas1928]

98. Is dat a baby?

I want my baby back, baby back, ribs.

[yvr girl]

66. I'm very resilient.

[RetroLounge]

68. Flexible, even...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

77. I'm actually very bendy.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

80. bendy?

hmmmmmmmm.

:bounce:

RL

[yvr girl]

87. Stupid human tricks and such

I bend, but I don't break.

[sparky_in_ma]

94. Like a gumby? n/t

[RetroLounge]

95. Got it, and a visual too...

RL

[yvr girl]

100. I only use my talents for good

[RetroLounge]

101. And the world is a much better place for it...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

113. I do my best

I can be bad, if I put my mind to it, but that would be silly.

[yvr girl]

8. You're the best!

Thanks.

Right back at you.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Dookus]

4. How 'bout a puppy pic?

[yvr girl]

10. Too cute, but I think he needs

ironing.

[Dookus]

11. oooh you!

Why I oughtta...

[yvr girl]

12. You don't like that idea?

Maybe his 'outfit' should just be taken in a bit - it looks too big.

[Dookus]

13. nah

he just needs a little botox.

[sparky_in_ma]

14. A kitty pic?

Always cheers me up.

[yvr girl]

15. Do you know this kitty, Sparky?

[sparky_in_ma]

18. Yup, my little girl

The best kitty in the whole world!

[yvr girl]

20. Very cute

Kitties love me, they always head straight toward me. Maybe it's because I can purr.

[sparky_in_ma]

28. You can purr?

Very good. My roomate's girlfriend can do that. Every time she comes over her and Jamie spend quality time together. (I can make sounds like hacking up a furball, but that's as close as I can get to cat sounds.)

[yvr girl]

32. My purr is pretty much spot on

It's all about the tongue and exhaling. Maybe I'll get the chance to demonstrate the skill for you some day.

[sparky_in_ma]

39. LOL

That put a smile on my face, and we're the ones supposed to be cheering YOU up.

[bettyellen]

35. ehem, am i interupting something here.....

strangely enough, i just posted a long evil cat joke down below.....
i started to do the dog joke and then thought the better of it!
it must have been the kitty vibes you guys were giving off.

[yvr girl]

38. You're going to be giving Sparky ideas again

....3 friends together....having fun

[sparky_in_ma]

42. I'm not like that anymore

I'm a born-again nice guy.O8)

[yvr girl]

43. Since a couple of days ago?

What happened to you this weekend?

[sparky_in_ma]

48. An epiphany

I realized how futile it was too engage in shallow physical gratification. The path to true happiness lies on a different path. (pretty good, hunh?)O8)

[yvr girl]

49. I guess I won't make plans to visit you in MA then

I was hoping for a few shallow encounters. :cry:

[sparky_in_ma]

55. Don't cry

I'm trying to cheer you up here.:+ In special circumstances I would make exceptions. And you are special.:hug:

[yvr girl]

57. So you can be led astray?

You think I'm special? Wow. I feel all twitterpated.

How are you with back rubs and toenail painting?

[sparky_in_ma]

59. Back rubs

I'm good at. Never tried toenail painting. I never wear open toed shoes so never thought about it much.

[yvr girl]

64. We can start with the back rub

It might be fun to practice the polishing.

BTW, I give amazing massages. I might even make YOU purr.

[sparky_in_ma]

70. : )

I saw up thread that people had gotten to you today. I usually have a high tolerance asininity, but every now and then I reach my threshold.:nuke:

[yvr girl]

72. I'm generally pretty laid back too

But once in a blue moon the Italian and Irish in me make themselves known.

Ah...food. I needed that. Any guesses as to what I'm eating?

[sparky_in_ma]

79. Pasta

and washing it down with a guinness? Wow, Italian and Irish. (memo to self, NEVER piss yvr girl off.)

[yvr girl]

89. Not even close

Guess again.

I'm also English and Norwegian (and German) so it all balances out.

[sparky_in_ma]

91. Pizza

or macaroni and cheese?

[yvr girl]

103. I went healthy tonight

Hint: Vegetable, protein and dairy.

[sparky_in_ma]

107. That must be

Spinach Yogurt.

[yvr girl]

108. I considered spinach, but I went with something green and pointy instead

No to the Yogurt.

[sparky_in_ma]

111. You ate Gumby!!

or Kermit the frog? (see upthread)

[yvr girl]

115. I never did that

I'm never cartoony when I'm bendy.

Crab & asparagus omelet, just in case you can't sleep for wondering.

[sparky_in_ma]

118. Hmmm...

I love fresh asparagus. My area of the country is known for growing some of the best asparagus. The pioneer valley has rich soil and also grows a lot of the cukes used by Oxford and Cains. Never tried them in an omelet.

[yvr girl]

122. Asparagus is one of my favourite things

Do you live in a small town? I picture something lovely - Pioneer Valley - green and lush?

What is Oxford and Cains?

[sparky_in_ma]

127. Yes

a small farming community. We're right next to a larger college town, which is where I work. Plaintiffs from that town were the ones who filed suit and brought the case for gay marriage to the state supreme court. A very blue area.

Oxford and Cains made/make relishes and sell jar pickles. I'm not sure about the name they're under now. Like every other company around here, they've been bought and merged a few times.

[yvr girl]

129. It sounds lovely

Does it smell bad though? I find that farms around here can be somewhat ripe.

[sparky_in_ma]

131. I'm lucky

It's weird, but in all my years here only one farm ever seems to give off the smell you refer to.:) Luckily it's a way from my house and the wind doesn't carry it this way.

I've got to get to bed, after a quick trip to the "I believe" thread, in 2004 ED.

Goodnite sweetie. (check your mail):loveya:

[yvr girl]

133. Good night, baby.

:*

[sparky_in_ma]

40. Oh no!

The poor kitty.:cry:

[Zomby Woof]

16. Here is some sunshine

[yvr girl]

17. Very nice

I did see an amazing sunset tonight. Thanks for reminding me.

[texas1928]

21. West Texas sunset.

[yvr girl]

24. And Montana claims to have a big sky

The nerve

[texas1928]

26. That's right

I have lived in other states and the sky never looked so big as in Texas.

[Swede]

25. 2010 Olympics in five years!

You going to check it out?

[yvr girl]

27. If I'm still in Vancouver, for sure

Heck even if I move to Boston or something, I'll still know plenty of people here I can bunk with.

[Swede]

29. You thinking of moving on.

Is Vancouver not your hometown?

[yvr girl]

34. I was born here, but I didn't grow up here

I don't have plans to go, but 5 years is a long time. Lots can happen.

[bettyellen]

33. aw honey, it's just this badass full moon comin on.......

it'll be over before you know it.

this saleman is driving a dark country road, and all off a sudden a cat jumps out too suddenly for him to avoid and sadly, he hits it. he pulls over and notices a farmhouse with lights on. in silouttes on the porch, he can see this house is home to many cats.
he decides to fess up and climbs rings the front doorbell, his legs brushed ceaselessly by a trio of calicos. a sweet little old lady answers the door.
he says "i'm sorry man, i think i must have hit one of your cats just now"
"well, what did it look like?"
**rolls his eyes back in his head and twists his face and body into a flattened, twisted death mask*
taken aback, the old lady asks "what did it look like BEFORE you hit it?"
*he holds up both hands, bugs out his eyes, drops his jaw and shakes with mortal fear*

um....

this guy is walking his dog in town, and suddenly needs to pee.
he walks into an empty tavern with Peabody in tow.
before the bartender has a chance to protest, both a $20 bill and Peabody's paws are up on the bar, and the man orders a dry martini and rushes to the loo in the back ....

[yvr girl]

36. Thanks, baby

How are you doing? You haven't hired a hitman or anything have you?

[bettyellen]

52. i have been a little achey and tired.

and still pissed off. i didn't feel so up to it, but i went to a really good party last night, my friend was dj ing it, and it meant a lot to her, so i'm glad i went. it was supposed to be with my two best friends, but one bagged... so it was less girly night then it was supposed to be. i seeded the party with some proppagannon jokes. spring is on it's way, right?
i fucking hope so.
i need a killer massage.

[yvr girl]

60. I can always use a massage

I hear there's some men in MA who can do the deed, Sparky for instance. We need to go on a roadtrip.

[bettyellen]

71. yeah, sparky totes lotion around, too.

it seems to be the thing to do around here.
or around us, i'm not sure which.

[yvr girl]

73. Perhaps he was a boy scout

And feels he needs to 'Be prepared' at all times.

[bettyellen]

85. prepared is good. i'm making a resolution to be more prepared myself....

wish i had done that for new years. it's not too late right? i can resolve now, can't i?

[yvr girl]

90. You can resolve anytime

Just draw a line in the sand, and step over it.

[bettyellen]

104. i'm going to do that. a person should be ready in case

they find themselves willing and able.

[yvr girl]

110. Girl Scout Betty

What is the girl guide/scout motto? Do your best? I can't remember.

[bettyellen]

116. *dusts, off uniform, put it back in closet*

how about be prepared to do your best.... i think i can handle that.
i'll just get a bigger purse.

[yvr girl]

119. LOL. I flew up to guides from brownies

but I was sort of done with the whole thing by then. You can only dance around a toadstool so much in your life.

Sounds like a plan. Some of those big purses are amazing things. Did you ever see One Fine Day?

[sparky_in_ma]

121. Before you take

the uniform off, could you take a pic.

[bettyellen]

123. you are bad, sparky... lol......here, you can have a cookie.

i'm out of uniform and i'm afraid it's lights out for me.
g'niteall!
:boring:

[sparky_in_ma]

124. Nite

(it was worth a try):smoke:

[yvr girl]

125. I took Polynesian dancing

do you want a picture of me in one of my costumes? I need to compete, here.

[sparky_in_ma]

128. The answer to that

would be a big yes. A very big yes. And there is no competition, you're in a league of your own.:pals:

[yvr girl]

130. I'll see what I can dig up, it could take years.

Have you seen the picture of me with the wreath of flowers, that's about as close as I have readily available.

A league of my own. :*

[sparky_in_ma]

84. I was a boy scout

and always prepared.:)

[bettyellen]

86. and you dress your "little girl" up too. i love cats with hats.

[sparky_in_ma]

88. It's the only one

I've been able to get to stay on her long enough to get a pic. I had a cute halloween costume, but it came off before I could take the pic. Dressing cats is as hard as herding them.

[yvr girl]

93. You have to put a hex on them first

Puppies can be hard to herd too.

[bettyellen]

96. was it a witch hat?

my cat's name was "little girl"
she would come when you said "here girl" so it stuck.

[sparky_in_ma]

102. Yes

I had the witch hat and a little cape, but she had it off in a heartbeat. I'm a softee for cats.

[bettyellen]

105. awwwwww.

[achtung_circus]

41. Yes, it's Sunday

and tomorrow is Monday.

But it's only 3 days until Wednesday, and Wednesday is "hump" day.

Although statistically, most people get laid on the weekend.

[yvr girl]

45. You made me laugh

I wish they had been home, 'taking care of business.' Then they wouldn't have been out annoying me.

[achtung_circus]

51. Laughter is a goodness. Night, night yvr.

[yvr girl]

54. Bye, and thanks

You made me feel like this. :bounce:

[UrbScotty]

46. George W. Bush walked into a bar.

Needless to say, his head hurt for a while.

[yvr girl]

50. He doesn't need to walk into a bar to be a joke.

[GOPisEvil]

74. The sun came out today!

Can it be brighter than that?

[yvr girl]

76. We've had a whole week of bright, sunny days

It supposed to keep on like that too. Yeah!

[GOPisEvil]

78. Meh...the rain returns on Tuesday, I hear.

x(

[yvr girl]

81. You should come to Vancouver...

We ALWAYS have perfect weather here. Trust me.

[GOPisEvil]

83. Really? It never rains for a week straight?

Sounds lovely!

[yvr girl]

97. No, never

There's no crime either. Nothing bad happens.

[GOPisEvil]

99. No mudslides?

It might be heaven.

[yvr girl]

106. No never

That might wreck a house or two. We wouldn't allow that kind of thing.

[GOPisEvil]

109. You Vancouverites are so civilSed.

:D

[yvr girl]

112. Not like your gun-toting

neighbours, eh? Stop. Or I'll say stop again.

[GOPisEvil]

114. Heh...

...I need to take off. I have to get up at 5:15 to get Mike to the airport.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

117. Good night.

Wish him a bon voyage for me.

[bettyellen]

120. i'm hitting the hay baby, have a great monday.......

:boring:

[steve2470]

126. I hear Vancouver has tons of beautiful, nice women :-) nt

[yvr girl]

132. I couldn't really say

We have lot of them hyped up on coffee.

[steve2470]

134. I was talking about you, silly :-) eom