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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:42 PM
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A little help? Fluid mechanics?
OK, I open a 1.75 liter bottle of Scotch.
Throw the cap away.
Gets in the way. Won't need it again.
Use a jigger to measure my drinks.
I up-end the jigger on the neck of the bottle to cut down on evaporation.
I make sure the jigger is empty.
Don't want to waste a drop.
Next day there is a brown circle on the countertop where the bottle is sitting.
I KNOW there was no Scotch left in the jigger, and the sides of the bottle are dry.
Wha hoppen?
Sublimation?
Thank you.
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:45 PM
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1. Two questions. No, make that three. No, four.
Was the jigger dry when you upended it? Were you sober enough to remember it accurately?

Did you wipe the rim of the bottle?

And, oddly, did the room get significantly colder overnight?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:49 PM
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3. Poured out dry, but not wiped dry.
No discernible liquid.
I have never gotten drunk enough to up-end a full jigger on the bottle.
Did not wipe rim of bottle.
Rather than do all that, it would be easier to use the cap, I guess.
Maybe 7 or 8 degrees F. cooler.
Sat 70 to 63 before I turn up the thermostat again.
However this happens year round.
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 06:03 PM
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9. Well, if you rule out condensation because of the temperature
change. In truth, if the ring is liquor-colored it probably can't be condensation. That should be nearly clear.

I'm left with suggesting that there was just enough liquid in the jigger (which, if full when upended, would certainly merit harsh punishment for the upender) to cause the ring, there was liquid on the neck from dribbling. Or both.

Try wiping out the jigger and wiping down the neck next time. Let us know tomorrow how it worked. :toast:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:49 PM
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2. You dripped you drunken bum
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:51 PM
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4. I do NOT drip.
I may slobber a bit at times, but I NEVER drip.
Nor do I dip.
Unless we're dancing.
Then I dip sometimes.
If I outweigh you by a significant amount.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:52 PM
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5. I confess
it was me... I drew the ring with a magic marker
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:53 PM
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6. bastid
:grr:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 05:58 PM
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7. Hmm. Fluid Mechanics. Fluidics. I thought you were talking about
Zero, the computer whose waters touch all knowledge.

Guess not. :dunce:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 06:03 PM
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8. condensation on the jigger?
just a guess.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-19-05 06:08 PM
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10. And then I wrote "Condensation's on the jigger, and
my finger's on the trigger.
I told her that I'm gone,
and gone for good.
She should move away, don't bug me.
Don't try to kiss and hug me.
I wouldn't love a ringer if I could."
or something
I think I just hit the 3 drink limit.
;-)
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