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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:05 AM
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I believe in the Housekeeping Fairies!
Do you?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:13 AM
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1. I believe in them but still, I find them to be....
..the laziest bunch of free-loaders I've ever seen. My house always looks messy. If they wouldn't stay up half the night listening to hard-core Jazz and getting stoned, they might accomplish something...
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:13 AM
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2. They have never shown up at my house.
Neither have the elves.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:15 AM
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3. They haven't shown up at my house either
Last night, a few of started trying to get them to visit us. You see, you have to let them know that you believe!
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Sgent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:56 AM
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4. The come to my house
every tuesday and friday.

For some reason though, they are greedy faries. I am always missing money after they visit.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:57 AM
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5. Well, since you know when they're coming
Keep your money on you that day.

Hey, maybe that's why they won't come see me....I'm always broke!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:58 AM
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6. they better get here soon
my parents are coming next week. Gotta hide the bong and porn and straighten up.

And don't get me started on the bathroom...
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:22 AM
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11. Housekeeping fairies will not hide your bong
Where they come from, there's a bong on every coffee table, and they don't get that we can't do that here too. Hide your own damn bong!:hippie:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:59 AM
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7. Will they come do my laundry if I say I believe in them?
:shrug:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:20 AM
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9. They might!
But you can't just SAY that you believe...you really have to believe.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:17 AM
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8. What the hell do I gotta pull and stick under my pillow
to get one over here??!!
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:21 AM
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10. Nothing
You just have to believe hard enough!
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Sgent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:52 AM
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12. Just
Believe, believe, believe, and find a random 50 bucks...

The biggest luxery I have is having a clean house, and I'm a slob. The best money I spend is for a housekeeper (and I don't make that much, but its worth it to me).
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 01:53 AM
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13. I just have to believe
There isn't fifty bucks. I've offered my kids money, but they don't care...they clean their own rooms, and that's it!
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