Idea for the sequel to Sex and the City

[T Roosevelt]

Courtesy of attaturk

No Sex & No City
HBO needs a new jaunty show to replace its former half-hour money maker. Oh sure, it has 'Curb Your Enthusiasm', but it needs another half-hour to feed the subscription beast.

This is an email I sent the HBO Programming Geniuses, and I use that derisively because, I just cannot understand how this did not make it.

Read the whole thing - you won't be disappointed...

[maveric]

1. "Abstinence in the Suburbs"

[Orsino]

2. Sex and the City and Ted and Alice

Take it to the next level!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Abstinence In Amish Country

[Mabus]

4. Instead of "No Sex and No City" how about:

"Sex in T-town" it could combine both HBO shows "America Journal" and "Sex and the City" with yours. It would travel the country to red cities beginning with the letter "T" like Topeka and Tulsa to show your sexually repressed/fetish driven GOP housewives.

OR

"Six and the City" featuring six recently displaced former "Jeff Gannon" sexcorts having to pimp themselves to various RR media. One will try to get a job at Fox News, one will try to get a job with Scaife and so on. This would combine "Sex and the City" and "Unscripted."

[T Roosevelt]

5. Since nobody seems to have followed the link, here's some more...

"Head of Programming, Home Box Office

Dear Sir,

My name is Atta J. Turk and I am writing this email to pitch to you an idea for a replacement series for your departed show about four tawdry tarts having regular sex for a half-hour in New York each week. Perhaps you remember it, it was called "Sex and the City" which I believe based its success upon the fact that the bigger named the starlet, the less likely it was we got to see boobies or hoo-hah. For example, Kim Catrell, we pretty much got to see everything but insertion; Sarah Jessica Parker, not even anything transparent.

Despite the success of that formula, I have a show to pitch that would have remarkable uniformity in that not one of its stars would ever be requested to do nudity. In fact, layering would be requested.

The show I suggest would be a natural follow-up to a show called 'Sex and the City', I suggest the show, "No Sex no City".

Four conservative woman hang out in the exurban midwest each week and express shock and experience dyspepsia over the various cultural and social events being reported on their media outlet of choice "FoxNews".

I suggest four particular individuals for these roles.

Follow this link for the rest, including a scene with Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity :evilgrin:

[tjdee]

6. Desperate Housewives is doing just fine, LOL.

It's like "Sex and the City: Ten Years Later".