MY NEW SONG PARODY (Warning: It's in rather poor taste!)

[NightTrain]

What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh!

Pussycat, pussycat, you're nutritious
and so delicious with taco sauce.
Come let me grill you and you'll be my pussycat lunch!

Pussycat, pussycat, you taste better
with shredded cheddar and celery.
I'm eating pussy but it's not the kind you might think.

Pussycat, pussycat, I eat you.
Yes, I do!
I'll fry your pussycat legs.

What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh!

Pussycat, pussycat, you're so tasty
and low cal-or-ie, I'm losing weight!
I've been on diets but never like this one before.

Pussycat, pussycat, folks berate me,
and say they hate me 'cause I eat you.
But I don't care 'cause e-ven as leftovers you're great!

What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh!

Pussycat, pussycat, I eat you.
Yes, I do!
I'll fry your pussycat legs.
I'll boil your pussycat head.
Sautee your pussycat tail.

[WhirlyGirl]

1. ROTFL! Can't believe nobody's responded to this!

It's really good, and funny (one line in particular).

[DelawareValleyDem]

2. Here's a more formal recipe

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. No "formal recipe" contains a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup.

[DinahMoeHum]

3. As a recent "BrainButton" says. . .

"Eat Pussy, Not Meat"

:evilgrin:


http://www.brainbuttons.com/

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Locking

This borders on flamebait.