Now do you think this guy was gay?

[MrScorpio]

C'mom now. He was the ace boon numero uno G-Man for what? A hundred years?

No way this fine hunka he-man was gay.

[swimmernsecretsea]

1. Yep. But I hate to think it...

That guy had more issues that the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble.

Sheesh. Talk about internalized Homophobia.

[trof]

3. "more issues that the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble"

I like it, it made me laugh, and i'm usin' it!
Welcome to DU.
:hi:

[Redstone]

2. I had a discussion with one of my friends about his name

many years ago.

I contended that the "J" stood for "Jowls."

My friend came up with a better theory, that when he was born, his mother took one look at him and exclaimed to his father: "Jesus, Edgar, he looks like a vaccuum cleaner!"

Well maybe you had to be there, but I still think it's funny.

Redstone

[trof]

4. "Jesus, Edgar, he looks like a vaccuum cleaner!"

Second actual LOL on this thread.
The new crop of semi-newbies got a sense of humor.
Thanks and welcome.
:hi:

[Kikosexy2]

5. The hat...

is a dead give-away!