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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:14 PM
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I just got off the phone with my SO...we had the cutest V-day talk *ever*
And by "cutest V-Day Talk ever* I mean we talked about farting.
No really. Farting.
We got into a debate as to if girls fart- I maintaned that I never do. I got my roommates on the phone to back me up.
THIS WAS ALL IN JEST- IT WAS NOT SERIOUS.
God I love him. :loveya:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:15 PM
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1. fart jokes - the way to a mans heart!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:16 PM
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2. Girls don't fart. However, see "Whistlebritches":
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:17 PM
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3. Sounds like one of my family reunions.
Seriously, the family CANNOT get together once without devolving into a discussion of farts, their particular variations, and what foods cause what smells.

Sometimes I wonder if I was adopted. :P
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:18 PM
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5. well
We were just being goofy. I hope your family isn't, um, obsessed with farting :hi:
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:46 PM
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9. My father, my brother and my three nephews are all obsessed
with farts. It's disgusting. :shrug:
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:43 PM
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11. There are some holdouts.
Not many, but my Grandpa and my late uncle would get frustrated over the women of the family obsessing about farts. And yes, oddly enough, it's the women in my family who can't stop talking about farts!
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:18 PM
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4. I'm glad you had that nice conversation
but look at these smilies. Which one represents you? After being married for ten years and before that living with my wife for 5, women have nothing on men in that area, in fact, you might just win. :)


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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:19 PM
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6. HAHAHAH!!!
I don't pass out. If that was a problem, I'd kick the sucker out of my bed =)
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:36 PM
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7. MEN!!!
When is my husband going to learn not to leave his sites open so that I can read them?!?!?!

The Mrs.:wtf:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:44 PM
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8. ooo BUUUUSSTTTED!!
:7
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:41 PM
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10. Damn!
Busted again. Now it is the couch for me.



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