PRES. BUSH GIVEN "WALKING EAGLE" PLAQUE BY AMERICAN INDIANS

[complain jane]

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

[Bronco69]

1. ROFL!

:-)

[clydefrand]

2. Thanks for this! But I'll never see an eagle in the same light again.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Bush is less of a "red brother" and more of a "red MOTHER"...

:toast:

[Jamastiene]

4. Are you serious?

This would be the ultimate news if there was a link. I love it. ROFLMAOW!

[mike6640]

5. sadly untrue

we are in the 'lounge'. Sounds like a great Onion piece.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

6. It is...

Don't know if it's Onion specifically, but I've had it emailed to me from a couple of sources.

[LiberalEsto]

7. Puking Chicken

would have been more appropriate

[drumwolf]

8. He already has an "Indian name"....

It's CHICKEN HAWK!

[complain jane]

9. I assumed it was a joke when my mother emailed it to me

but you never know...