just found this joke post about the republican convention
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just found this joke post about the republican convention
Republican National Convention Schedule: 6:30 PM - Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM - Ceremonial burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding the 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM - Salute to the coalition of the willing 6:46 PM - Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?" 7:30 PM - Announcement: Lincoln Memorial renamed for Ronald Reagan 7:35 PM - Trent Lott - "Re-segregation in the 21st century" 7:40 PM - EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's what's for dinner 8:00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM - Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children 8:30 PM - Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only) 8:50 PM - Seminar #2 Corporations: The Government of the Future 9:00 PM - Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man" 9:05 PM - Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders" 9:10 PM - EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:30 PM - Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM - Prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM - Car Rove Lecture: "Doublespeak Made Simple" 10:30 PM - Rumsfield Lecture/Demonstration : "How to squint and talk Macho even when you feel squishy inside" 10:35 PM - Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM - John Ashcroft demonstration of New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt 10:45 PM - GOP tribute to tokenism, featuring Colin Powel and Condi Rice 10:46 PM - Ann Coulter's tribute to "Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot" 10:50 PM - Seminar #3: Education: A drain on our nation's economy 11:10 PM - Hillary Clinto Pinata 11:20 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult 11:30 PM - EMTs called to revive Rush again 11:40 PM - Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage" 11:41 PM - Announcement: Ronald Reagan added to Mt. Rushmore 11:50 PM - Closing prayer led by Jesus himself 12:00 AM - Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord spelling left as was.. sorry, a bit lazy
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