Tom Clancy Plot Generator

[Sandpiper]

In honor of everyone's favorite predictable, formulaic, military worshiping, neocon hack: The Tom Clancy Plot Generator!

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Here's my Tom Clancy Plot...

Terrorists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Terrorists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a sassy cop with street smarts can quell his pride long enough to stop the Terrorists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.


Let's hear yours!

[4morewars]

1. Drug lords devise a scheme...

...to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt US diplomats. The plot twists when the Drug lords threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Drug lords once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Drug lords blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[Liberal In Texas]

2. He doesn't need my help, he owns half of North America.