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monobrau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:34 PM Original message |
Actor Tom Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis |
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Cha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Bad Tom! |
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PartyPooper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Tom "Sizemore" with a fake penis? |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. probably drives a Hummer |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Or a "Probe" |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
26. Nah...it was obviously a Nova |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. Infiniti |
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Archae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Errr...call me clueless... |
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tabasco (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Probably an observed urinalysis. |
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. From the article: |
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clydefrand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
17. Here's your answer. |
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JI7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. that's just too funny |
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shawcomm (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. What are the odds of that? |
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Psephos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
28. LOL n/t |
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pinniped (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
7. Michael Cherito might have to take down scores after he gets out. |
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oasis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. How does one blow a drug test using a fake penis? Was he all thumbs? |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 10:47 AM Response to Reply #8 |
44. Apparently the urine was too cool to have come from |
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HuckleB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. Was it the genital hair toupee that gave him away? |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
27. ROFL! nt |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ohhhh NOOOOO |
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LinuxInsurgent (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. hahaha |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
15. This had me thinking: |
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Wrinkle_In_Time (664 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. I was tempted to write "what a dick"... |
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truthpusher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
18. He used the 'Whizzinator' (warning graphic link) |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:52 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. OMG! |
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truthpusher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. excellent on french fries! |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:00 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Just when I thought I couldn't be shocked anymore n/t |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:59 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. Tom's not listed in the testimonials |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 10:54 AM Response to Reply #25 |
45. Did you read this "testimonial"? |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:08 PM Response to Reply #18 |
32. I'm not even going to ask how you know about the Whizzinator |
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truthpusher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Yes I have seen it, and that should explain why I use the Whizzanator.... |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
34. They have a device for women to...Number1 |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. Huh huh huh - they said "Whizzinator" (n/t) |
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johncoby2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
20. Why do I think he is a Republican? |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 03:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
49. because he beats women |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
21. this guy is going to end up od'ing or killing someone |
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gorrister (145 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
23. I like him |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-11-05 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
29. Do they actually have to look at your equipment |
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shawcomm (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 01:44 AM Response to Reply #29 |
35. Some places do, don't they? |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
36. Instant Immortality! |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:07 AM Response to Original message |
37. real men use an implanted catheter pre-filled with urine. |
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Zing Zing Zingbah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:18 AM Response to Original message |
38. This is the nuttiest thing I have heard in a while... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
39. He needs "HERBAL CLEAN. Trusted by Millions." |
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Zing Zing Zingbah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
40. "Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute" |
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huellewig (700 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:34 AM Response to Original message |
41. I have never seen a flaccid replica. |
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cascadiance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 10:19 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Or if it was flaccid, they probably had a conveniently located |
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Thor_MN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 03:25 AM Response to Original message |
42. Was that what * was packing on the aircraft carrier? |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
46. Is that a headline ANY man would want to see his name appearing in? |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
47. This is just like in Withnail & I |
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cobaindrain (731 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-12-05 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
48. what? it's not the penis they're testing for drugs, it's what's in it! |
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