Naked Man: "I Only Asked The Woman For The Time" - NOT Sex

[matcom]

any ladies have the correct time? :D

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LYNDEBOROUGH, N.H. -- Police said a 75-year-old Lyndeborough woman was chased through her home by a naked man asking her to have sex with him.

Authorities said Dean Schwankert, 37, of Mont Vernon, N.H., was charged with indecent exposure and lewdness.

But Schwankert said he never propositioned the woman. He said he works at the woman's farm and sometimes stays overnight. He said that although he was naked, he didn't follow her around the home and only asked her the time.

http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4188773/detail.html

[WI_DEM]

1. "what time is it"

"Your naked!!"
"I know, but what time is it"
"Ayyyy...get away from me!!"
"But...but...what time is it!!??

[mzmolly]

2. It's time to put yer damn pants on!

:P

[SarahB]

3. In theory, a naked man....

could be a clock. I visualize a unique sort of Sundial perhaps. :think:

[Lavender Brown]

5. .

:o

[guitar man]

7. LOL

tht reminds me of an old joke:

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with boner. The Cowboy asks, "What are you doing?"

Indian says, "Me tellum time."

Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. He says, "You telling time?"

"Yup."

"How can you tell time like that?"

The Indian says, "Workum like sundial, readum shadow."

The Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. He encounters an Indian on the trail masturbating.

The Cowboy says, "Let me guess, you're telling time too."

The Indian says, "Nope, Me windum clock!"

[bobbobbins]

4. He seems sincere to me

[underpants]

6. So Guckert has gone from "Gannon" to "Schwankert" now

:bounce: