CAPTIONS of MIss Distraction!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. What's in Africa so important? But they say I gotta go. so I
go. How is it I do all the going and they do all the saying? What's wrong with this
picture, I'd like to know? _I'm_ the president. Geez."

[bowens43]

1. 'Oh no, I hope the didn't see me pee'

[underpants]

2. Okay they said take a left and then a right but I don't see Marine One

anywhere......

[cosmicdot]

3. push push in the bush

W is thinking: 'maybe if I hide out here, I'll miss the bus and won't have to go to Africa'

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3CY0IjDunC0C:

[underpants]

4. Darn that Dick he always makes me come out and get the paper

I'll bet Diddy never had to do that 'cause he had that dummie Quayle to go out and get the paper and to make sure no one wanted to impeach him over that selling arms to hostage takers thing, well if we had some useful idiot in this White House I'd make darned sure he was the one who had to go get the paper......er wait..............

[smiths_fan_21384]

5. "VEEEERY interesting..."

[myomy]

6. I’m damn tired of being lost all the time...

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[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "Gee, I heard if you catch a leprechaun

you get three wishes. Boy, that would solve all my problems!
First I'd wish for a thousand more wishes! I thinki I'll get some
lawyers figuring why it's gotta work that way and then send some
Special Forces guys into Ireland. Gee, with night-vision goggles
and stuff, it oughta be a cinch! Wow. Just watch the economy
and more tax cuts and Iraq wanting to be a state and Weapons
of Mass Distruction right under our noses, everywhere we look,
and . . . Wow! It'll be awesome!"

[cosmicdot]

8. I'm thinking ... deer ... headlights ...

[skip fox]

9. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

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