I'd really like to get a chick pregnant...

[Placebo]

but I'm gay. D'oh.

Adoption it is for me then! I just hope I can get one that kinda looks like me.

[Briarius]

1. insert chicken joke here

:evilgrin:
Good on you for adoption though!

[TroubleMan]

6. Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken.

[JohnKleeb]

2. I just wanna be loved and loved in return

:shrug: A simple but yet very hard want, such a fuckin paradox.

[ashmanonar]

7. i love myself, does that count?

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

8. nah

One of the best things I think is to fall for someone while they fall for you. Sorry for the philosophy :shrug:, I cant always be silly.

[ashmanonar]

11. damn.

yea, i know. i'm still waiting on that...

:(

[JohnKleeb]

16. Yeah s'all good though

[AngryAmish]

17. How many times a day?

[ashmanonar]

18. LOL

not enough. even my hand isn't gettin any action.

[burythehatchet]

9. Great Nat King Cole song

There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he

And then one day
A magic day he passed my way
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return"

<instrumental interlude>

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return"


Transcribed by Robin Hood

[JohnKleeb]

15. I actually learned that on a friend's LJ

:silly: It truly is a nice thing.

[babylonsister]

3. There's always

cloning! :silly:


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-1476087,00.html

[-..__...]

4. I don't see a problem.

[Placebo]

5. LMAO!

I don't know whether to go "ew" or "oooooh!"

[-..__...]

12. No, you've got it all wrong.

The "ew" or "oooooh!" part is supposed to be her line.

Note to mods: we really need to set up a "Straight Eye For the Gay Guy" forum.

[Placebo]

14. Oy.

Sign me up.

PS, your sig makes me giggle...that is all.

[progmom]

10. Darn it, you beat me to it

I have a couple of gay male friends who contributed to the creation of children for their friends.

[latebloomer]

13. anyway, interspecies copulation

is taboo!!

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

19. You could still have a biological child of your own, actually.

Though I'm sure you already know that.

Hey have a mixed race baby, the GUCCI of babies (don't worry people, it's an AbFab joke!).

[Placebo]

20. I'm a mixed race baby...

and I don't feel very Gucci...more like a bloated citrus fruit. (AbFab! :D)

[Bouncy Ball]

21. OHMYGOD!!

You could have the Christian LaCrouix of babies!!! The mixed race mixed race baby!!!

Wow, you are WAY lucky. Get to cracking with finding a suitable mother, ok?

[Placebo]

22. Will do.

:D