OK, who is the real king of the DINOs?

[da_chimperor]

In the left corner, weighing in at an astounding 5 tons, TTTTTTTTTTT-REX!


In the right corner where he belongs, weighing in at a sickly 100 lbs and obviously not wearing his usual plastering of makeup, ZELL "I eat brains" MILLLLLLLLLLLLER!


Now who will win out folks? Will the tyrant lizard king's physical superiority and large teeth win the day? Or will the sheer evil and repulsiveness of Miller in his cheap tuxedo be too much? Stay tuned for the results after a word from our sponsors.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. In a straight-duel, the T-Rex would win, but if it's

duelling banjos, then it's Zell Miller.

[da_chimperor]

3. Nothing fancy like that. Simple death match.

Two go into the cage, but only one can come out.

[yinkaafrica]

2. The hideous lo blow joeasaurus!