Traps all day and traps all night.

[DrWeird]

Traps can snap and rip and bite.
Put a bear trap here,
put a bear trap there.
Traps can go most everywhere.

Traps all day and traps all night.
Me love traps with all my might.
You can set it and forget it.
But don't ever let it get you in the arm.
Oh, no.
It happened long ago.
Careful with that trap in tow.

You know: traps are real and forged in steel.
Pappy taught me on the trapping wheel.
These bear traps-
She be my master.

They clink and clank
like a stab from a shank.
Suddenly, there hence a stank.
It was I!
(What a disaster)

Child safety is our code!
Put some bear traps in the road.
Never shall we fear or fight!
We guarantee they'll snap real tight.

(crescendo)

Well, you must admit that it's a real man's trade!
We'll admit that it's a real man's trade!
It's a real man's trade!
We'll admit that it's a real man's trade!
(Admit it's a fair trade)