Knives are good

[Mass_Liberal]

because.....? (your line)

[LiberalVoice]

1. they spread butter on toast?

:shrug:

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. you can't gut a man with a spoon.

[Mass_Liberal]

3. hahhaha

good one. But no soup for you.

[Salviati]

7. Sure you can...

...it's just harder, and a lot messier.

(not that gutting a man is a clean affair to begin with)

:silly:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. they slice nicely through wild mushrooms in the forest...

better?

[Mass_Liberal]

5. ok

this is once again a line from a movie.

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. "They don't make any noise...

and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use 'em."

[Ready4Change]

8. Because the quickest way to a mans heart...

...is through his sternum.

Or so my lovely and brilliant wife tells me. :)

[Worst Username Ever]

9. you don't need to reload them.