If I can teach you anything, it's this: Don't go to a dive bar and order

[yvr girl]

a daiquiri. It won't be pretty.

[RedSpartan]

1. And if they have a menu

don't order the fried calamari.

Bad things, man. Bad things.

:puke:

[brainshrub]

2. Did it come with a little paper umbrella?

'Cause if it did, that woulda been funny.

[yvr girl]

4. Oh, no

I'm not even sure what the "strawberry" was made of. The lack of fancy garnishes was the least of my worries.

[brainshrub]

8. I noticed you are in Canada.

Your excellent health-care plan should take care of any diseases you may have picked up.

Having said that, why did you order a daiquiri? What were you thinking? Were you already hammered? Who brought you? Did any of the bikers hit on you? Were you wearing a short leather mini-skirt?

Details, woman... We want details! (And pictures of you in the leather mini-skirt, if applicable.)

[yvr girl]

9. This was a few years ago, so the details are fuzzy

I was not the seasoned drinker I am today. I liked girly drinks back then.

I don't remember who I was with. I think the venue was chosen because of the proximity to our location.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. It's also a good idea to stay away from the egg salad sandwiches

Oh, OF COURSE the sign says "made fresh daily."

And THEY wouldn't lie, WOULD they?



:evilgrin:

[Jessica]

5. I went to a local dive bar for lunch one day.

I asked if the chicken sandwich was breaded or fried & the guy behind the bar said, "Ummm ... it's square." So, I ordered it. It was fish.

[yvr girl]

6. LOL, they can't fool you

But was it good, or just a bitter disappointment?

[Jessica]

10. A disappointment ... but I ate it anyway.

I'm not too picky. But, now I just stick to beer at those places. Beer in a bottle.

[Richardo]

7. ...and you lived to tell the tale!

Funny, yet scary. "So I ordered it"? How drunk WERE you to order food after that answer? :scared:

[Jessica]

11. Mmmmm ... square sandwich ....

About that drunk. :hi:

[Richardo]

12. HA!

I've been there. :hi: Jessica