If Ann Coulter was in Playboy would it sell more or less than average?

[ButterflyBlood]

Obviously the Freepers will buy them as soon as they hit the rack but any sane person wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. The only place those pictures would belong is rotten.com

[lcordero]

1. To see that ADAM'S APPLE? no thank you

EOM

[ScotTissue]

2. It'd sell more

Any celeb issue sells far beyond the average stats. I'll never forget a boss I had while I was working at a bookstore slobber over the Nancy Sinatra issue. Nancy Sinatra, fer chrissakes! (I'd rather look at Sammy Davis, Jr. naked!).

[Ein]

3. she wouldnt make the cut

and i doubt many would buy it

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Who'd want to jack off at a picture of her, anyway?

Lord knows how many men she's slept with.

:evilfrown:

[Ishkaboogl]

12. you don't jack off to women who've slept with a lot of men?

what's wrong with porn stars? cuz that's pretty much how i view coulter. a peddler of porn. intellectual porn. at least if she did playboy, we'd see the porn that she's good at.

[Eddie Current]

5. it depends on

if you could see her penis or not.

[number9]

8. she gives men a bad name

but airbrushing can do wonders I hear

[Ishkaboogl]

6. oh, i'd buy it

but trust you me, i wouldn't, um, do things to that picture that could be categorized as "respectful." anthrax annie might need a raincoat.

p.s. there aren't a lot of kids on the DU, are there?

[Fenris]

7. More than average only because she is a "celebrity"

And considered by some to be reasonably attractive. Although God knows I wouldn't pay to see what lies beneath those slinky outfits she parades around in. She has the physique of a prisoner in a forced labor camp.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. Well, I really think...

That AnnDrew would be better suited for "Tranny Times", but barring that, I would think that simply posing in the buff would not be sufficient grounds. I do think that she would be better suited for a spread(*ahem*) in Penthouse.

One involving very large latex appliances forcefully rammed into very small places.

Sans lubricant.

[SOteric]

10. I would say more, -but then

aren't a great many of those Freeper types supposed to be 'godly and pure of body, mind & spirit?' Not every Freeper wife and mum is going to buy that, "but I'm only buying it for the good of the Republican party" line.

[frylock]

11. that would be a fair bit of work to airbrush dudes uhhhhhhh..

you know, crank! Or his he post-op?!?

[OneTwentyoNine]

13. Air brush no...Airless sprayer more likely.....n/t

...

[Catshrink]

20. Too much air spraying between her ears already...

has removed all the brain tissue and replaced it with hot air.

[Runesong]

14. Is this really any better than the crap she writes?

She is a very attractive woman. If I actualy saw her on the cover of "Hustler", I would probably purchase it (for the 1st time in my life) out of curiousity.

She is a human being like you and me. Her ideas just really suck, and are probably transient (like Ariana Huffington) Ten bucks sez she'll "recant" in the next 2 years.

Love the sinner, uh.. love the sin :)

[TheBigGuy]

15. Actually I think shes kind of hot...

But then again, I'm gay, so.....

[dodger501]

16. It would sell less

Truse me, I know.
Bony legs, gangly, no boobs to speak of. Definitely not up to Playboy standards.

It's the long blonde hair (direct from a bottle) and a not-overly-hard-to-look-at face that is the attraction. Get her out of her clothes and she's a freakazoid. Same thing every time she opens her mouth. To speak, I mean.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Can't you just see her, lying on a flag, the US Const. draped over...

her body. God, help us that Hugh never gets so desperate!

[Chicklet]

18. Ugh

Just the thought has me doing a cannonball into a tank of brain bleach.

:puke:

[Catshrink]

19. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

That's a thought I could have lived without. Who freaking cares what she does anyway?


:puke:


After all, she committed treason when she disparaged Clinton when he was prez. The last legitimately elected prez. The last real prez.

[Jack Rabbit]

21. I don't know

But it would settle the matter of some rumors about her that float around here once for all, that's for sure.

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Ann did win the hottest-pundette Playboy online poll

a few years back.

[ButterflyBlood]

23. and what do Freepers like to do to online polls?

[ShaneGR]

24. I always wanted to see what a size a4 looked like

Well, not really.

[dragonquest8]

25. I dunno...but one thing for sure is that I will buy it

I will masturbate like a monkey

[yellowdog]

26. Man, I would cancel my subscription so fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N/T

[rasputin1952]

27. OK...I read the previous posts...

Now, my mind's eye is completely blind. I have also popped a few veins in my head.

I am going to lie down and read something fun, maybe a catechism or something. My brain needs a lot of rest after that.

You have all beaten me with the cavacade of mental images, oh Lord....
I hope I don't puke!