Someone put something funny in my head

[Not_Giving_Up]

I need to laugh right now. My bad day turned into a really suk-ass night.

[sparky_in_ma]

1. On Countdown tonite

it was revealed that Dick Cheney was deep throat. No....not the one in the garage with Woodward and Bernstein, the one on the silver screen with John Holmes. Who knew?:evilgrin:

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6. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That's a mental image that I didn't need! I am smiling though!

[Az]

2. Cumquat

Possibly the funniest word in the English language. Just roll cumquat around in your head for a little bit. Should chear you up straight away.

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4. That brought George Carlin to mind

Thanks, I needed that!!!!!!

[DulceDecorum]

3. It's time for Comedy Central

with
Dave Chapelle,
and his Rick James skit,
or his impression of Lil John.

George Lopez,
explaining why some lady is wearing her thong all the way over on the side
(I don't want to get it dirty.)

Jeff Foxworthy,
you may be a red-neck.

Feeling better?

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Hmmmm

Haven't heard the George Lopez bit...sounds painful though!

[DulceDecorum]

7. It was TOO funny!!

the next time "Why you crying?" is playing on Comedy Central, you just HAVE to watch or TIVO or tape it.

The thong was where a panty line would be
when he said that
and I was having trouble keeping my eyes open due to laughing.
Did I mention he was dancing, and shaking his rump?

It was delightful and he is not cruel,
He pokes fun yeah, but he seems to be a genuinely nice guy
and I knew ALL the people he was talking about.

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8. I like George Lopez...just seem to have missed that one

I'll keep an eye out for it.

[Cadence]

9. O.k. here's something funny.. the other day my friend

and I were in a crowded store and I was telling him a joke I'd heard and when he laughed.... he accidentally farted from the force of the laugh, some people nearby heard it and looked at him and he was soooo embarassed that, that was funnier than the joke I was telling him.

If you knew him he's really hot, and *really* not the fart in public type, very unexpected. LOL.

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10. That got me....Laughing now

Thanks you guys...I needed a good laugh!!!!!!!

[DulceDecorum]

11. Did you see the copycat threads?