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While this isn't bragging, necessarily, after reading through all of these, I do seem to wonder how I am still breathing.
1.)Nov. 1986- I can't remember what happened, but when I was four, I was trying to balance myself on a stack of grandpa's encyclopedias. Fall, Brick Fireplace, Forehead. I still have the scar from that one.
2.)Sept. 1987- More youthful indiscretion. I'm running full steam into my bedroom, trip and nail my head on the nightstand. About a centimeter to the left, and it would've nailed my temple.
3.)June 1990- I was seven at this point, and I was very stupid/suicidal? I made my own noose and actually hung myself in it. Hung for about 25 seconds before I finally got myself out of it. Had a ring around my neck for about 3 weeks.
4.)Feb. 1991- Our bus stop driveway had a downhill slope, and had frozen over the night before and looked pretty fun to surf down. Face plant. Ow. Broken tooth. Couple of scars that were later erased due to an even more massive scar. Ironic, no?
5.)April 1994- One of those filmstrip projectors fell on my head and I got a concussion out of it. For some reason, this one had a spike on the side, and from what I was told by a friend of mine afterwards, had it landed about an inch to the left, it probably would've stuck in my brain. Sweet.
Intermission.....
6.)Sept 1, 1999- I fell off a friend's car and got another major concussion- just don't ask. Apparently, I was unconscious for about 16 hours.
7.)Sept. 22, 2002- CAR ACCIDENT! WHOO! So, my friend John and I were driving home from Perkins and this van decides it doesn't like us. Smashes into us pretty bad. Friend's Taurus was totaled, as was the van, from what the police report photos showed. John had to have 20 staples in his head, I have two major scars- nearly went blind in my left eye, too. Also was comatose, according to the hospital records, which I think is kind of cool. Oh, yeah....concussion on this one, too.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head.....No pun intended. Lewis
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