Have you ever invented anything?

[fit4life]

Or do you have an idea for an invention?

Share (unless you're worried about someone stealing the idea and actually pulling it off!)

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Do words count?

If they do, the answer is 'yes'.

:)

[fit4life]

2. lol

I've invented several cuss words while working on cars. That should count too!

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Words for pets are my specialty:

sneezlitch: noun; any 2 leftover foods that, when combined, become supplemental food for pets.

prettyful: adjective; pretty and beautiful, for female pets.

prandsome: adjective; pretty and handsome, for male pets.

I have more...

:P

[Glenda]

7. I've invented several words related to window size....

Smallen - some people use the word "minimize"
Hugen - some use the word "maximize"

[Nikia]

3. I want to invent kleenex that doesn't stick

I know how kleenex works too and I have some ideas.

[bahrbearian]

4. I invented the Post-it note.

[fit4life]

5. So is this Romy or Michelle?

Oh dear God how did I know that reference? My fiance has poisoned my brain!!!

[Phentex]

6. I invented Baby Buns....

hot dog buns that are shorter than the hotdog so you don't have to break them off for kids.

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. Yes - I'm in the final stages of..................

the patent process. I recieved my Notice of Allowance and all I have to do now is submit the formal drawings. After that they issue the patent.

[gizmo1979]

10. I invented the internet.

[jdots]

11. many many things

none of which have been big sellers
#1 the solar powered thong
#2 The Ronny Republican Doll (pull the string and he screws you )
# 3 instant moss ( a big seller in the Gobi dessert )
#4 the sinking thread ( still the hold the speed title on that )
# 5 " The Honest Politican " ( very unpopular )
#6 cheese condoms
#7 this is a big favorite with freepers " Mucus ON A Stick "