When one type of crap just isn't enough

[Dookus]

There's always "Miracle", a book and companion CD featuring the advanced schlock-stylings of Celine Dion and Ann Geddes.




Next, Thomas Kincade will paint large-eyed children and their dogs (playing poker, of course) on black velvet. With a companion Kenny G CD.

[Feathered Fish]

1. Does she discuss her reproductive system?

That seems to be all she does. :puke:

[name not needed]

2. I will support any Preisidential candidate who supports

the invasion of Canada to imprison Celine Dion. Make her stop already.

[Dookus]

5. alas

Celine has invaded Las Vegas. I'd hate to see shock and awe dropped on one of my favorite cities, but if it has to be done....

[name not needed]

7. A bunker buster would take out the theater she's performing in.

[Dookus]

8. alas

knowing our military intelligence, they'd take it out one of the nights Elton is playing.

[madison2000]

6. yeah, enough already

[Lavender Brown]

3. Anne Geddes' "art" is disturbing

I don't get the appeal of costumed children who look like they are upset about being dressed up like bunnies and sunflowers.

[Dookus]

4. well clearly

it requires a Celine Dion soundtrack to "get it".

[Dukkha]

9. If Canada is dead and gone, they'll be no more Celine Dion!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!


oh, and it's not really a miracle when it literally happens EVERY SECOND in the world. That's called overpopulation.

[VioletLake]

10. Some marketing company probably found out that Ann Geddes

fans also tend to be Celine Dion fans. It's a marriage made in cornball heaven.

Here's another one: a Hummel figurine of John Ashcroft crooning. Companion CD included.

[Dookus]

11. what I wanna know

is what kind of mother would hand her newborn over to be gnawed on by that emaciated she-vampire?

[progmom]

16. I have often wondered the same thing.

How does Ann Geddes get these children? Does she wait outside the maternity ward with wads of cash? WTF?

[Aristus]

12. Hmm. Can I have, instead, that parody of Hopper's "Nighthawks"

with ducks in the diner and a ravening crocodile looking in at them? 'Cause, yeah! That's art! :+

[skygazer]

13. That's disturbing on so many levels

Celine Dion creeps me out anyway. If she were green, she'd look like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[blondeatlast]

14. That artist who creates "originals" by dabbing spots of paint

on his pronts writes novels (well, a ghost writer does, of course).

Mercifully, his name escapes me.

[Dookus]

18. dabbing paint on his pronts?

in front of god and everybody?!?!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. I figured someday Kinkaid would do Angels Shooting Pool

[Dookus]

17. LOL

oh, I would pay good money for one of those.