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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 11:39 PM
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I have $10 that says there will be several beer-enema incidents in Texas
Hospitals this weekend.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 11:41 PM
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1. I have to ask: Who's the duck?
I've seen him in many DU sig lines. "Oh my gay stars" But who is he?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:06 AM
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2. Queer Duck
He's a gay cartoon character. So is Sponge Bob, of course.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:12 AM
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3. Does Queer Duck have his own TV show?
Is this a "gay thing" that I haven't heard about?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:24 AM
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5. I don't know. He looks like a strip.
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:23 AM
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4. What's the over/under on this?
I would imagine most of the incidents related to injuries recieved at the end of a keg tap or improper use of a beer bong and not necessarily alcohol poisoning.

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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:26 AM
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6. The over/under?
The over is the proper orifice for beer. The under is a no-no. :evilgrin:

Oh, there's a thought: anal beer-bong! OUCH!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:26 AM
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7. And,sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw this as a new way to
murder a gay man. Killed by a bunch of "hetero" good ol' freeper boys who think it's funny to kill gay guys and especially by buggering them with an alcohol enema. After which the killers will masturbate together, but that won't be a "gay" thing.

Ah, the sickness that is rampant amongst the conservative Christian sect.
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