Cats.

[kick-ass-bob]

just checkin...

:)

[DainBramaged]

Chickens

just checkin'

[RPM]

1. Booooooooo!

Down with cats!

[demnan]

3. Mirror mirror on the wall who has the bluest eyes of all

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Is a blue eyed cat rare?

I have a cat that has green or yellow eyes, depending on his mood.
That's kinda freaky.

[Zuni]

14. Only Siamese and their relatives and siamese mixes do

as far as I know.

[woo me with science]

16. Is your cat deaf?

We had a stray at our house who was white with blue eyes. When we took him to the vet, she immediately asked if he was deaf. She said white cats with blue eyes are usually male, and they have a high risk of deafness. He actually was deaf, but we hadn't noticed. It was funny watching her giving him his hearing test. She stood behind him and made mouse noises and then clapped her hands.

[Zuni]

17. I do not have a blue eyed cat

my cat is a little gray kitty with green eyes

[woo me with science]

19. meant the question for demnan. nt

[Zuni]

15. I love that cat

that is simply a gorgeous cat. And from past experience, Siamese cats are among the best and smartest animals around

[Joe Power]

2. Them's good eatin'!

[southpaw]

4. Cats rock...

Snails... the undersea alternative to cats... Right Gary?

[kick-ass-bob]

5. meow.

[TXlib]

6. Recipe

* 2 six-month-old kittens, skinned and cleaned
* 3 cloves of garlic
* olive oil
* 1 lb sliced portabella mushrooms
* 2 diced sweet onions
* 12 oz sour cream
* 6 oz dry sherry
* fresh dill and taragon


Chop the kittens into parts (leg/thigh/breast).

Cook the cat until browned with olive oil, and remove from pan.

Add the garlic and onions and saute.

Add the mushrooms and cook until reduced.

Add the sour cream and sherry, and return cat to pan.

Reduce volume by 1/4.

Add the herbs in the last 5 minutes of cooking.

Serve over rice or noodles.

If cat is unavailable or unpalatable, this recipe works acceptably with chicken, as well.

OnEdit:

The hacked-off kitty-cat heads make an excellent table centerpiece.

[demnan]

7. Blaugh! You are one sick puppy!

[TXlib]

9. Recipe

* 1 sick puppy, skinned and cleaned, cut into small parts
* 2 sweet onions, julienne style
* peeled carrots, 2-inch lengths
* whole new red potatoes
* onion soup mix
* 4 oz red wine such as merlot

Mix all ingredients in a large crockpot, and add enough water to cover.

Cook on low for 10 hours.

If sick puppy is unavailable, substitute anything cute and fluffy.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Can we substitute Sherry for Merlot?

I hear Enema de Sherry is wonderful!
:9

[TXlib]

11. You can try it.

[Lisa0825]

12. LOL!

FREAK! haha

:evilgrin: :silly:

[kick-ass-bob]

13. we can't let the original drop...

[plasticwidow]

18. Cats?! Hehehe.. Cat House in Indiana :)

I love cats. We have four of our own plus a few in the neighborhood that come to our home for rest, relaxation, a scrap n fight or two, and then saunter along their way. By the way, I'm new to the Democratic Underground and didn't find any "Intro" forum to say hello to everyone. I am Psychodad's wife and am looking forward to being a part of this evidentally large community.

:headbang: