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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 09:12 AM
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The Barracks Door - funny funny!
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier
walked up to him and said, "your barracks door is open". This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said "your fly is open." He zipped up and finished shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "when you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention? The lady (being smarter than the man of course) thought for a moment and said "No I didn't ....all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.

:D gotta love it
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:40 PM
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1. Aww come on!
I thought it was amusing. :shrug:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:42 PM
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2. As a disabled veteran, I find that offensive!
Edited on Thu Feb-03-05 12:43 PM by qnr
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I/mine would be sitting on two sea bags! :)
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:43 PM
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3. LMAO!!!!!!!!
:D
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