I just got back from my audition

[Zomby Woof]

And the only thing I will watch right now is a "Law & Order" rerun on TNT. I am just not that masochistic. I do NOT (with all due respect) understand how any of you can stomach that treacherous cretin on your tube for more than a millisecond. :puke: In fact, with the exception of the debates last year, he has not been on my TV screen for more than 3 seconds total since January 20, 2001.

Give yourself a much-deserved break, folks! You'll thank yourself in the morning. :-)

The audition went well, despite having a sore and scratchy throat. I read for Pozzo in "Waiting For Godot". I'll find out Monday...

TURN THAT DAMN CHIMP OFF! ;-)

[WindRavenX]

1. How'd the audition go?

And fuck Bush- I am not wasting any of my time watching that monkey.

[Zomby Woof]

3. I knew you rawked! Kewl! ;-)

It went okay considering my cold and all. It's the same director I worked under in "A Christmas Story", so it was laid back. We sat in the green room and read from chairs, lol. Just did 2 pages, mostly chatted. :-)

You rawk for not watching the Chimp! :D

[WindRavenX]

5. It's a good thing I love ya

Otherwise I'd pull a Skittles on your ass and whomp into next week :o
Glad to hear the audition went well though! :hi:

[GalleryGod]

20. Love Your Style, WR!

:toast:

[kayleybeth]

2. I'm watching Seinfeld

Can't stomach the shrub tonight.
:puke:

[Zomby Woof]

7. Great choice!

Which episode? I love that show. When we were talking about "Godot" tonight, one of the actors mentioned that someone said it was a "play about nothing", to which he remarked it must be just like Seinfeld - the 'show about nothing'. :-)

[Briarius]

4. Glad it went well!

Here's hoping! :toast:

[Zomby Woof]

9. Thanks Bro-arius!

I will be fine with any decision. :-)

[Nite Owl]

6. Glad it went well.

So all you gotta do is wait nervously all weekend.

Just got in from our DFA meeting and I'm in too good a mood to turn this on.

[Zomby Woof]

10. I am not nervous actually!

I figure with a 3 for 3 record with auditions, I can handle at least one rejection. :-)

Glad your meeting went well, and you are correct in not wanting to spoil your mood!

[GOPisEvil]

8. This is the incest L&O, too.

:scared::skeevy::gross:

[MuseRider]

11. Hey! I am glad it went well.

My fingers are crossed for you but I am certain you do not need anything but your talent and good looks! Hope your throat is better soon. :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

13. Thanks Muse!

This is just a small production to be tucked in between the current one and the next big one in April... so it's okay whatever happens.

:hug: Thanks for the good wishes. I had some wheat toast with butter and honey for dinner. That made me feel better.

[bif]

12. I'm reading the New Yorker

Rather than watch that smug asshole. Interesting arrticle about our "pal" Alawi. He sounds almost as much a criminal as Saddam. Or Bush.

Good luck with the audition.

[Zomby Woof]

14. Thanks!

And reading the New Yorker is a good call!

[Skittles]

15. I WILL KICK THEIR ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THE PART

:D

[Zomby Woof]

16. I KNEW YOU WOULD!

:spank: me! :D

[Zomby Woof]

17. a kick for anti-SOTU sanity!

[intheflow]

18. I'll drink to that!

Criminy! I couldn't bear to watch, either.

The front page of DU has FIVE SOTU threads posted, not one of them coherent for anyone who didn't watch the horror-freak show. People visiting DU for the first time over the next 24-48 hours will think we're all idiots.

It's a sad day when you have to visit the Lounge for a reality check. :eyes: On the other hand--GOD/DESS BLESS THE LOUNGE LIZARDS!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

19. I don't watch t.v. - I like books better.

[GalleryGod]

21. We went to see Merchant of Venice tonite,instead

Much better use of the English language.:bounce:

[Amaya]

22. Zombypants

luvs ya :hi: Tell me everything's going to be alright. I'm not feeling so well.

[Zomby Woof]

23. Been sick myself!

But everything is fine, outside of that. :hug: :loveya:

[Amaya]

26. If you say so...

I believe! :hug: :loveya:

[Kukesa]

24. I watched a movie tonight --

And I, too, can't watch that cretin for more than a few seconds (as long as it takes to find the remote to change channels; he makes me ill.

Only 3 years and 11 months to go.

Good luck with the audition, Zomby. I'll bet you knocked 'em dead.

[Zomby Woof]

28. Hi VolcanoMom!

Long time no see! :hug:

The movie was a much better choice, I bet. I will watch almost anything, just to study the acting. I can't watch anything normally anymore, lol.

Hope you are well! Thanks for the well-wishes. :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

25. Bonzo goes to Bittburg?

Is that on tonight?

RL

[Zomby Woof]

29. lol

No, more like ZombyGoesToNyQuil. :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. But it's funny!

Without the SOTU my mom wouldn't be saying shit like this..

"Wow, Dick Cheney just adjusted his pants... looked like he was playing with himself!"

or...

"Mom, we're going to write a book containing all the logical reasons why we think Condi Rice is actually a robot."

[Zomby Woof]

30. Thanks for the sacrifice

I admit a MysteryScienceTheater3000 angle has possibilities, but I am too old for this shit! :-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. LOL

You're too old for Cherry Nyquil too. :D

[Zomby Woof]

33. I have too much TASTE for that!

:P (it's really a green tongue!)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. Let it be known

I said you'd get the role of the Old Man in the Christmas Story when you just claimed you'd get Santa. I have high hopes for this one!!!

what show will it be?

[Zomby Woof]

41. Check Rabrrrrrr's post below! #31

If you haven't studied Samuel Beckett yet, go get a copy of this play.

I read for the part of "Pozzo" (pronounced like Bozo), a rather failed capitalist-pig shyster type.

And by the way, I WAS Santa too! His part was offstage as the kids went up the steps and down the slide. I read him with a BOOMING voice. So we were both right! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Waiting for Godot! Fantastic!!

How did the Christmas Story play go for you?

I hope you get this part! That's exciting that you are getting into theater.

If I had the skill, I would go through Top Gun and replace Tom "I Suck" Cruise with Zomby "I Rock" Woof! Then the movie would be palatable.

[Zomby Woof]

35. "A Christmas Story" was a RESOUNDING success!

I even tasted celebrity a week or so later after it closed when a woman recognized me at the bank downtown.... "Hey Bumpuses!" It was a riot. She fawned all over me. I now look down even more on bitchy celebrities who hate signing autographs and all, lol.

If I did "Top Gun", I would dada-ize it even more than I think it already is. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. "Hi Goose, here's your giant penis-shaped toothbrush. Stand still

while I film you while four women dressed as Vatican guards with uzis and rolls of tar paper and paper mache rats glued to their clothing pour Campbell's soup on you."

"Instead of doing a flyby to celebrate, I thought that I'd fill the missile tubes with toenails and spent motor oil and launch them into Bea Arthur's breviary while she holds a head of lettuce and sits on a statue of Ghandi."

[Zomby Woof]

44. BRILLIANT!

Although the penis-shaped toothbrush was actually in the movie. They always cut it out on TNT reruns. :-(

[Lydia Leftcoast]

34. I am SO lucky

I had choir practice during the SOTU. I had the perfect excuse for not watching the Pretzeldunce get standing ovations.

[Zomby Woof]

36. See?

Singing beats SOTU anyday! :hi:

[jus_the_facts]

39. DID YOU KNOW....Gov't Mule is the guest band EVERY NIGHT this week....

...on Last Call with Carson Daily????????????????? I hadn't heard about it untill just a little while ago m'self....DAMMIT!! :mad:

Hope you start feelin' better...and I'm sure you'll get the part too...you're their *STAR* after bein' on the news and all!! :D :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

42. Thanks Amber!

Hope those tapes arrive soon too! I need to write you a brief synopsis for what is what, although I labelled them okay. :hi:

I have never seen Last Call. Shit! I better look for it and set the VCR. :o

[jus_the_facts]

45. I'm pissed OFF I only heard about it now.....

....missed the last TWO nights of 'em.....hope I can stay awake till they come on later!! :snore:

...and don't thank ME...THANK YOU!! I impatiently wait for the mailman....he hasn't rang yet..sigh...but a synopsis would be most welcome too!! :hug:

[Liberal In Texas]

40. good luck on getting the part !!!

[Zomby Woof]

43. Thanks LibInTx!

:hi:

[Liberal In Texas]

48. My pleasure...I really meant that.

Been there (not in the same way, but close) and done that.

It's quite daunting.

You'll be fine if you are true to yourself.

:-))))

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Congrats ZombyWoof!

Hope you get the gig! :beer:

[Zomby Woof]

50. Thanks Goddess!

:hi:

[LynneSin]

47. I slept through the speech

I can barely tolerate watcing the idiot on TV and have probably watched him (outside of the debates) for merely a few more seconds than you have. I also have never once refered to him as the "P" word since he stole the presidency back on 12/12/2000.

I am ashamed we have that idiot in our White House. Maybe I'm not with the majority of the folks here in the United States, but I know I'm with the overwhelming majority in the rest of the world.

Good luck with your audition - where are you at these days?

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

51. We're of one mind!

I do call him a "P" word, just not the president. ;-) Same rule as you, not since 2000.

I am still in AZ, same city... things are going well! :hi:

[Kat45]

49. Good play. Good luck on getting the role.

I forget: is Pozzo the one on the leash or the one holding it?

[Zomby Woof]

52. Thanks Notmyprez!

Pozzo holds the leash. Lucky is the 'pig' on the end of it. :hi:

[BlondieK143]

53. GOOOOD LUCK!

(Not that you need it) I'm sure you did great! :hug: Let us know how it goes!

[Zomby Woof]

54. Thanks Blondie!

:shower: :hug:

[BlondieK143]

55. LOL!

More than welcome! :loveya:

[Feathered Fish]

56. Right on!

Good luck getting the part, ZW. Pozzo is a pretty amusing character. Anyhoo - I'll admit it, I wathched the chimp last night - it's like a train wreck - I have to slow down and watch the the flames and destruction. It was boring and it repeated the same old lies, but obviously in your wisdom, you knew that and avoided it. Good luck, once again. :hi: