Just in case your fingers need exercise, I could really use a massage

[yvr girl]

my back hurts.

[Adams Wulff]

1. I'll be certified in March...

so get over here now, before my rates go through the roof!

[yvr girl]

2. So this could be homework

I'll be right there

[kittycat1164]

3. I'm great at massages

too bad I'm down to one arm now, but I'll be glad to help you out one handed. :hug: pain sucks.

[yvr girl]

4. Down to one arm?

That sounds more serious than my problem.

[kittycat1164]

5. sheeeiiit,, long story

broke my wrist in August and 3 surgeries later all my muscles and tendons are atrophied so they don't move. Being in a cast for 4 months straight sucks! PT 3 times a week just to turn my wrist and straighten my elbow again. I have a brace I have to wear 8 hours a day that forces my wrist into supination. (palm up) when it really doesn't want to go. It's been a long road, but percocettes help and hopefully in 4 or 5 months I'll get the use of it back somewhat. Typing one handed and capitalization is challanging. LOL

[yvr girl]

7. Wow, I will stop my whining now

I hope you get better. Your story sounds terrible.

[kittycat1164]

12. I'm seriously thinking of suing

he friggin removed a bone I ended up needing for god sakes! (oooops??!!) and then he had to do a total reconstruction of the wrist. Hopefully, this will be my kids college education and MAYBE i'll get full use back. I've never talked to a lawyer in my life, so I'm not sure yet. But don't stop whing on my account, we all have different pain, and yours hurts you just as much as mine hurts me. Heating pad and tylanol.....that'll help!

[yvr girl]

18. I think you definitely win this contest

I've had some terrible back problems in the past, this is only a minor irritation.

It sounds like you should sue. Removing a bone that you need sounds like malpractice to me.

[GOPisEvil]

6. I wish I could help, but my arms aren't quite long enough.

[yvr girl]

8. I'm sure you could find your way to Vancouver though

I'd even feed you.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Oh? There's food?

Do tell.

[yvr girl]

13. You can't come to Vancouver and not have some salmon

I could also offer you something chocolaty for dessert.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Two of my favorite things.

[yvr girl]

19. C'mon over

It sounds like we'll both win.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Hmmm...if I were around the corner...

Oh well...

[progmom]

10. NO SEX THREADS!!!

:evilgrin:

[achtung_circus]

11. But I only know one kind of massage

and it's probably inappropriate. Take a hot bath!
:hi:

[yvr girl]

15. If your massages always lead to 'something inappropriate'

you must be very skillful. *sigh*

I do have an iron will, I might be willing to risk it.

[achtung_circus]

16. Well,

(I start many posts with "well")

run the tub, add lots of bubble bath and I'll be right over. Do you have the number for WestJet handy?

[yvr girl]

17. I don't know, a bubble bath sounds like dangerous territory

maybe I'll just get the heating pad out - we'll be less likely to get inappropriate.

[achtung_circus]

21. Yeah,

and it's probably a 6 hour flight, and I need to get to work tomorrow.
Oh well, cheers :hi: