The How did Kenny die thread. (southpark)

[Neoma]

OMG, You killed Kenny!
You bastard!


(psst, post your pictures showing Kenny dead!)
Season 1:

101 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Kenny is hit by Officer Barbrady and is then trampled by cows.

102 - Weight Gain 4000
Kenny is shot by Mr. Garrison and then flies off the stage onto the Kathy Lee Gifford flagpole and slides down.

103 - Volcano
Uncle Jimbo accidently shoots Kenny on their hunting trip.

104 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat Ride
Kenny is tackled by two players when he is playing football and gets decapitated.

105 - An Elephant Makes Love to A Pig
Kenny is burnt to a crisp when Stan's clone stuffs him into the microwave.

106 - Death
Death touches Kenny and Kenny dies.

107 - Pinkeye
Kyle cuts Kenny in half because Kenny is a zombie.

108 - Damien
Damien turns Kenny into a Platypus and Jimbo shoots him because Jimbo thinks Kenny's a real platypus.

109 - Starvin Marvin
Kenny is attacked by turkeys that pull him apart.

110 - Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Hey, Kenny didn't die!

111 - Toms Rhinoplasty
Ms. Ellen throws a sword at Kenny which goes into his head and pins him against a wall.

112 - Mecha Streisand
Kenny hits a tether - ball and it wraps around him and he suffocates.

113 - Cartmans Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Kenny is caught in the motor of a GoGo-Cart, but gets away alive, only then to be hit by a train and dies.

Season 2:

201 - Not Without My Anus
This is a T&P episode, no Kenny.

202 - Cartmans Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
Kenny gets electrocuted when he tries to turn the power back on.

203 - Chickenlover
A tree falls on Kenny.

204 - Ike's Wee Wee
Kenny falls into a grave and the tombstone falls on top of him and kills him.

205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady
Kenny is smashed by a Dodgeball that pins him against the wall.

206 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka
Kenny is torn apart by fans of "Jesus and Pals".

207 - City on the Edge of Forever
The Big Bad Monster pulls Kenny out of the bus and eats him.

208 - Summer Sucks
A giant snake knocks over bleachers that smash Kenny.

209 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Kenny is yo - yo - ing when a bunch of people trample him.

210 - Chickenpox
Kenny's heart stops when he is getting treated for chickenpox.

211 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off Fatty Foods
Kenny explodes.

212 - Clubhouses
Kenny is trampled in a big mosh pit at a party at the clubhouse.

213 - Cow Days
After Cartman is thrown off of a bull, the bull charges Kenny and impales him with his horns.

214 - Chef Aid
Ozzy Osbourne bites off Kenny's head.

215 - Spookyfish
Stan's fish kills Kenny.

216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
The police shoot Kenny to death.

217 - Gnomes
A gnome ore car runs over Kenny and crushes him.

218 - Prehistoric Ice Man
Kenny gets pulled under the conveyor used for tourists.

Season 3:

301 - Rainforest Schmeinforest
Kenny gets hit by lightning after he lies to his girlfriend.

302 - Spontaneous Combustion
Kenny is the first to combust.

303 - Succubus
Kenny gets attaked by Veronica, Chef's girlfriend, after she reveals her real identity - A succubus.

304 - Tweek vs. Craig
Tweek and Craig fight in shop class and Craig accidently knocks Kenny into a saw.

305 - Jackovasaurus
A bear attacks Kenny when he tries to distract Cartman.

306 - Sexual Harassment Panda
Kenny gets sucked into a spinning fan blade.

307 - Cat Orgy
Doesn't Appear.

308 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Doesn't Appear.

309 - Jewbilee
Kenny sacrifices himself trying to save Moses.

310 - Chinpoko Mon
Kenny has a Seizure.

311 - Starvin Marvin in Space
Kenny is frozen in Carbonite by the U.S. government.

312 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Kenny's Halloween costume gets tripped up and destroyed.

313 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Kenny gets the sh*t beat out of him by a monkey.

314 - The Red Badge of Gayness
Kenny gets hit by a warning flare.

315 - Mr. Hankeys Christman Classics
A chandelier hits Kenny.

316 - Are you there, God? Its me, Jesus.
Kenny's tampon explodes under pressure.

317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert
Kenny craps himself to death.


Season 4:

401 - Cartmans Silly Hate Crime 2000
Kenny dies in a sledding accident.

402 - The Tooth Fairys Tats 2000
Kenny wears his cement shoes and walks into Platte River and drowns.

403 - Quintuplets 2000
The American government accidently shoots Kenny.

404 - Timmy 2000
Cartman whacks Kenny with a frying pan when he sees a Christina Aguilera bug on him.

405 - Great Expectations
Doesn't Appear.

406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny is run over by an ambulance.

407 - Cherokee Hair Tampons
A piano falls on top of Kenny.

408 - Chef Goes Nanners
Kenny eats 60 antacid tablets and explodes.

409 - Something you can do with your Finger
Kenny gets crushed by the elevator in the mall while FingerBang sings.

410 - Do the Handicapped go to Hell
Kenny gets run over by a bus while it's driving to Mexico, where it turns out he's alive, and since Mexico is way worse than hell... lol.

411 - Probably
Still in Mexico...

412 - Forth Grade
Kenny gets run over by Timmy when the SWAT team uses him to deactivate explosives on Timmy's Wheel Chair.

413 - Trapper Keeper
Kenny gets smashed by a door when Cartman's Trapper Keeper brakes, comes alive and breaks out of Cartman's room.

414 - Thanksgiving Special
Kenny gets smashed by a light that Cartman meant to smash Gobbles with.

415 - Fat Camp
Fake Kenny dies trying to get out of Ms. Crabtree's uterus.

416 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kenny was an early sacrifice to John Elway.

417 - A Very Crappy Christmas
Kenny gets hit by a car when he is crossing the street.

Season 5:

501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
Kenny laughs so hard he dies...

502 - It Hits The Fan
Kenny gets the swearing curse and pukes out his guts.

503 - Cripple Fight
A bit before the end, when Gloria Allred is holding a press conference, a bird comes and takes Kenny.

504 - Super Best Friends
Kenny drowns along with other Blainetologists in the mass suicide.

505 - Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
Kenny ends up with his hands and feet cut, but doesn't die.

506 - Cartmanland
A water pipe impales kenny in the face, while riding a roller coaster in Cartmanland.

507 - Proper Condom Use
Kenny gets hit by a bommerang tossed by Bebe.

508 - Towelie
Kenny loses his grip on Kyle, and falls into the acid tank.

[Neoma]

1. kick

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Oh, great. Now you did enough research for the fundies to ask

for South Park to be censored due to violence.

[Neoma]

4. ummmm....

[MikeG]

3. YOU BASTARDS!!!