They're touching up the chimp*

[catmandu57]

Watching the fool on it's Africa trip, one could see his head all gone to grey, looking hagard and starting to wear. Seeing jr.* after he came back he still looks ugly and stupid but his hair was the same old brown.
It doesn't take a hair dresser to see that there's bottles of clairol in the whitehouse garbage. I think we're getting through, starting to rattle the idiots cage.
I hope so, I hope the idiot* comes off his dry drunk and gets falling down sloppy fucking soused, calls a press conference and makes a bigger fool of himself than usual.

[GumboYaYa]

1. "Touching up the chimp."

That sounds like a euphemism for masturbating.

[frylock]

2. no play for mr. gray!!

probably has mass stockpiles of the Grecian-Formula!!

[Rick Myers]

3. Just like when Ronnie the Robot claimed

he didn't color his hair and never wore makeup! Heck, they used to deliver Grecian Formula for Men by the tanker back then! He's probably soaking in it right now!

edit: spelling