How Gay is your pet?

[MrScorpio]

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/index.html

I don't have one. Thus, I cannot offer a score

[the Princess]

1. Oh God!!!!!!! LOL

This is so bad - but it made me laugh so hard. I don't wanna score my pets - I accept them as they are - gay or straight.

Thanks Scorp I needed that laugh!!! LOL

[madison2000]

2. My male dog is 53% gay

for what its worth. I am only 43% on the human test.

[sui generis]

3. I knew it! Tinkerbell is a bulldyke chihuahua.

and she likes to shag the cat, who lets her.

[underpants]

4. That test doesn't apply to our boy-Even the Vet says he is "Effeminate"

Sundance has never had sex so I couldn't answer even the second question.

We were pretty sure he was gay before the Vet told us that he thought so to.

[Worst Username Ever]

5. 53% gay chihuahua

[MissMillie]

6. Apparently, Millie is 40% gay

but you know.... a lot of these questions don't work. Millie has never had a sexual partner. She's been spayed and she never goes out.

Cosmo tries to mount her from time to time--though he's been neutered too--but Millie is a virgin.

[swimmernsecretsea]

7. My cat is bi-curious

and looking. My house just acquired a new cat (male) and the two are sniffing around each other's rear.

[miss_kitty]

8. Stella is 40% gay

they don't address her leg lifting, or the fact her 'boyfriend' Ben squats to pee. A beard and a skirt, if you ask me...

[arismomkoofie]

9. This can't be right!

Shadow is only 40% gay... this is a dog who will mount ANY dog that will let her, and small children. Occasionally large ones.

Go figure.

[Roon]

10. My two male cats are boyfriends

they always makeout with each other and cuddle.

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. My dog Sparky's a flamer

http://tinyurl.com/6nrbz

[American Tragedy]

12. Stanzy is 60% lesbian, apparently.

[Frogtutor]

13. This is SO not fair...

O'Malley the alley cat was neutered before he ever got to play Tom Cat, so I don't see how he could score 43% gay!

Oh well, I don't care anyway--he worships me, and that's all that counts!