I am the best debater, ever. Ask me anything.

[Kire]

Except if you're going to use the phrase "master debater".

I will win.

[TroubleMan]

1. Dammit....you read my mind

nt.

[progmom]

2. mine too

:evilgrin:

[Kire]

3. of course I did

I wrote the body of the post between the time you read the title and the time you clicked to view the thread.

/sarcasm/

[autorank]

4. Resolved: Kire is the second best debater of all time.

Debate nerds of DU arise to this challenge!

[Lexingtonian]

5. So, which did come first, the chicken or the egg?

And does a tree falling in the forest, where no one is there to hear it, make a noise?

:D

[Kire]

6. Pick a position, chicken or egg...

...and I will disprove it.

[Lexingtonian]

7. actually I prefer missionary position

but we can do things your way. And choosing between chicken and egg...I make an awesome Chicken Milano. I've gotten laid every time I...never mind.

I say the, uh, egg came first. For Chicken Milano you have to make a very good omlette and cook it as a very thin and moist layer as a first step, while you carefully baste the pieces of absolutely top quality white meat chicken breast. And heat up the oven. Oh, one girl I dated simply as a scientific investigation, to find out whether (as her roomate slandered her behind her back) she really would screw any guy who could make a decent Sweet Potato Pie. I later found out she was half Gypsy. Sure took me places that don't seem to be on any maps.

Wait, we were talking heavy philosophical issues. Carry on. Let the egg be disproven.