The lost Sally of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. Iraq already cost $48 billion and Rummy says the 'burn rate' is
$4 billion a month, and we gotta stay there 3 years minimum. Meanwhile, the whole
country has become a magnet for al-Quada, what with 150,000 American targets and
all, and we're losing a couple dozen soldiers every month. Iraqis are demonstrating
against us and sabotaging everything we try to do, and resentment is building against
us throughout the entire region. Colin says our only chance is to get other nations
involved, but India, France, and Germany are all tellin me to go f*ck myself. Geez, it's
like they know something we don't. Hmmm . . . ?"

[Phoenixtongueof fire]

1. The fallacy of your caption is.........

that Bush "thinks".........
Oh, Please
His brain melted when he was still in the fallopian tube.

[Richardo]

2. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

This concludes our test of the Emergency Synapse System. If this had been a sentient human being, you would have received an actual EEG.

Thank you.

[peekaloo]

3. LOL!

tis sad when Herr Putz goes for the thoughtful pose and ends up looking like a model for a Grecian formula ad.

[underpants]

4. God.....I want to thank you for the tip about the Iraqi WMD but...

Karl says that even though we have repeatedly told those pesky nay-sayers that WE HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE DIMMIT!! He says that I can't cite you as the reference, something about how people born right the first time won't accept it.

[skip fox]

5. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

6. W is *thinking*: it's not easy being a compassionate conservative ...

...some say it's an ozziemoran or whatever that word is which cancels everything out so it doesn't mean what it says it is ... I don't know why people are counting words ... it's like counting crows ... it doesn't mean anything ... isn't counting words like an ozziemoran? ... sometimes this pRezeldenting is fun, but sometimes I feel like I'm being set up, especially when Karl and Dick whisper behind my back, and, then, make me leave the room ... the same thing happened at Arbusto, Caterair, Harken and the Rangers ... it'll be right about the time we get to the good stuff ... and, when I got to get back in, they all acted like I was the man ... that's what they'd say 'you're the man' and pat me on the back, and stuff ... I'm not a happy camper ...

[I AM SPARTACUS]

7. Smirko's misty while trying to remember the words to 'Red River Valley...

Come and sit by my side if you love me
Do not hasten to bit me adieu
Just remember the Red River Valley
And the cowboy has loved you so true