Is spanking and tazering a child while destroying his/her toys

[StopTheMorans]

an appropriate form of punishment?

[pres2032]

1. Atty. Gen. Gonzales says A-OK!

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

2. Duh! How else will they learn not to incur your great and mighty wrath?

[StopTheMorans]

4. i don't know, just thought i'd ask to be certain

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. What?! You would feed them?! What an idiot. How is a kid gonna learn

if you only spank, tazer, and destroy their toys? You have to starve them for a day or two, as well. And call 'em stupid, worthless, and a big mistake.

Moran.

I suppose your parents were the liberal type who only spanked you with a belt and bounced you off the walls a few times, huh?

Obviously, you are the product of a household that allowed the kids to control the parents.

[StopTheMorans]

5. who said anything about feeding them? and i wouldn't use the term

"starve" unless the period without food was a week or longer; i'd prefer the term "healthy diet."

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Well, you didn't include "no food" in your litany, so obviously

you are hellbent on making sure they don't learn their lesson.

Unless it was just a typographical oversight on your part, in which case I apologize for jumping all over you.

[alittlelark]

6. Uh, you forgot the electrodes........

[JimmyJazz]

8. Dr. Dobson would find these to be very effective parenting skills

[StopTheMorans]

9. that's good enough for me

:crazy:

[Acryliccalico]

10. You forgot that your

suppose to do it whether you know if they have been bad or not. :)

[StopTheMorans]

11. who cares "if" they've been bad? they're a kid, it's good for them

case closed...

[DieboldMustDie]

12. "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son,

who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they chastise him, will not give heed to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, `This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones; so you shall purge the evil from your midst;"

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

[Borgnine]

13. As long as you properly pour the Clorox...

...down their anal opening.

[Moderator]

14. Locking

This is not appropriate.