Billy wants a GI Joke, Whoretense wants some skates, Daddy...

[Hubert Flottz]

wants a scandal, to eclipse Watergate!

Oh yes it's that time again boyz and gals! Time now to plan out your Christmas Wish Today! It's gonna' be sad at Christmas for a lot of kids in America, but be thankful that GI Joke and his comrades in corruption will be feeling no pain, when they watch their kids tear into their fabolus Gifts from Santa!

Meanwhile across the tracks on Christmas morning! Little Billy is walking on the cold dark floor barefoot at 5:22am 12/25/03! Billy awoke in the night dreaming about cheese burgers and fries, because he went to sleep wishing they had some more food! Billy tried to go back to sleep because he still felt sleepy, but the thoughts of his hunger for food soon overpowered his drowsiness and he found himself wide awake!

One of Billy's first thoughts when he was wide awake was, how cold it felt in the house! All at once the cold made Billy even more awake, because at that very moment he remembered that It's Christmas morning! He remembered that, the night before his Daddy had told he and sister Whoretense that, "they had been very good kids"! "Santa never forgets good kids," Daddy said "and he hasn't forgotten you kids either!" Daddy also explained that on Christmas Day they would have a Christmas dinner and that Billy and Whoretense could eat all they wanted tomorrow!

Billy's Dad had gotten three days extra Christmas work at 'Drone-Power Employment Service' this past week and had some extra money over and above what he made through the weekdays at the Pizza Place! Billy's Dad had bought enough extra food with the money he made at Drone-Power, to feed the kids breakfast and lunch for the week because they would miss their two square meals at the school everyday, due to the Christmas holiday! Dad still had $12.00 left over to go to the Dollar Store and buy Billy and Whoretense a gift from Santa! Daddy and the kids talked often about how it was a couple of years ago, when daddy had a real job!

Billy Walked over to the corner where the Christmas tree had always been on Christmas mornings past, but this year the was no money for the tree! Instead, Mom had hung up a couple of Dad's old hunting socks with thumb tacks on the wall the night night before! Mom said, "Santa would fill them up by morning if he and sis went to bed early and wished real hard!" Billy pulled down his sock and sat down in the floor with it!

Billy pulled out an orange and an apple and a little bag of chocolate stars, but the sock had something else in it! The thing in the sock was almost the length of the sock and quite stiff! When Billy got the present out of the sock, he found that Santa had left him a 12" George Bush action figure! Being without TV for two years Billy didn't even remember who George Bush was! All Billy knew was that he had something to play with!

Billy's Dad didn't even notice it was a GI Joke instead of a real soldier when he picked it up at the dollar store for $1.99, out of the recycle bin! Billy's dad rememberd how much his old GI Joe had cost his Momma years ago and he thought it was a good deal on this Army action figure!

Billy began to play with the little toy soldier and forgot he was hungry and cold while the rest of the family still slept soundly in their beds! The colored lights from the all night resturant across the street where mom works, lit up the room and reminded Billy of Christmas trees!