One step closer to PLAYBOY: Britney on cover of new ESQUIRE

[Paragon]

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003450827,00.jpg

[WilliamPitt]

1. Yeah, that's...terrible

:)

[Paragon]

5. She's responsible for the death of millions of kittens

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. That is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Thanks.

I needed that. : )

[jenk]

2. her career is on life support

The teeny bopping no talent hack for the bush administration, she's been poppin pills with Rush.

[Wilber_Stool]

3. Disgusting n/t

[Forkboy]

21. it sure is

I can't wait to get the issue!!!

[populistmom]

4. I'll save it for my five year old

Okay, silly kid story. There's many, but usually I don't share much of these. My daughter is 11 and since Britney's out now (in case you didn't know), a months ago she threw out her Britney poster. My five year old son (who I would think was a reincarnation of Hef if Hef was dead), saved it from the garbage and keeps it in his room. He says he loves pretty girls (my 8 year old son thinks he's weird because girls have cooties) and Britney is just beautiful. I'll have to save the Playboy for him for later if it ends up coming out.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. I am just glad my daughter cannot stand her...and tries not to dress like

her. Although she forgot her pants it seems?

[Fenris]

8. Oops! I left my pants at home!

:puke: I don't find her attractive for some reason. Maybe it's everything about her and that god-awful whining that passes as singing.

[Khephra]

9. I don't like Britney

But speaking aesthetically as someone who has taken a few pictures in their time, I personally like the shot.

And I'm not making any jokes here...personally I think it's the best thing she's done...and I'm not talking about titilation here. I really think that's a good shot.

[ironflange]

10. Damn right,

that's a good shot!

[boxster]

11. Yeah, I just have to say....

I'm not afraid to be honest here. I like that picture. Damn.

[Paragon]

12. FYI, this is a riff on a classic ESQUIRE cover

Angie Dickinson:



Britney Spears:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003450860,00.jpg

[Forkboy]

22. Angie was no ugly duckling either

[Khephra]

30. Lets put it this way

I'm more tunred on by what I see as great photography work than anything in the subject itself.

There's certain hints of style and shadow in that picture which bring it up from being "just" a picture of a girl into something more.

I dont freeping care about Britney. I hate her with a passion most of the time...but I do have an understanding of what it takes to make a great shot....and honey, that's a great shot!

[dfong63]

13. is that supposed to be sexy?

[WilliamPitt]

14. Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup

[TennesseeWalker]

15. Yep. And it IS.

To me, and that's allllll that matters...;)

[Duncan Grant]

16. White after Labor Day?!

No, no, no. :evilgrin:

[MSchreader]

18. ROFLMAO!

I was wondering if someone was going to say it!

Martin

[Braden]

36. she could just take it off.

[Emboldened Chimp]

41. She could...and SHOULD

And I think she will.

[Nevernose]

17. Does she have some kind of ass-cheek implants?

Normal human women do not have a butt like that. Not that I'm complaining, mind you -- I never realized what a spectacular ass she has before.

[OKNancy]

27. Nah it's real

Actually women do have butts like that. I do ( well did until I was 45 ) and my daughter does. I was looking through her yearbook, and you should see the comments about her best feature lol. I was called shelf-butt all through grade school to ummm by mature years ( it wasn't cool back then) Additionally, when you do jazz dance, which has a different technique than ballet for example, it tends to build up the thighs and rear.

[Zuni]

35. butts like that

never go out of style

[w13rd0]

19. That's a very small photo...

...It's difficult to tell if it's even her. Perhaps it's just a body double or a silicon imitation...oh hell, what am i saying...

[FDRrocks]

20. She is not anything special...

I see a million girls that attractive at the mall on any weekend.

She can't sing, anyways. Whats next? Give Pam Anderson a career in music and pump that? Natural women rock.

[Forkboy]

23. what the hell mall are you shopping at?

And why is it so busy?

[DoNotRefill]

24. I wish she'd get it over already....

Hate her music, hate her politics, would LOVE nekkid pics of her. :)

[bluestateguy]

25. I've tried to like Britney

I really have, but I just can't. Her pro RIAA stance and her support for the Bush war machine make it difficult for me to support her, much less spend my money on her albums.

[VermontDem2004]

26. ugh

:puke: I don't know why so many people find here attractive, :shrug: I see more attractive women then Britney everyday.

[Braden]

37. one walk around ASU and people would believe you

I loved walking around that campus on a 104 degree september afternoon..

:wow:

[Zech Marquis]

28. oops, she forgot her panties again

I told her to take 'em home with her last night :evilgrin: Not bad, enough ass there for me to :spank: LOL

but the orginal cover with Angie, now that's a white woman who had a nice booty.

[THUNDER HANDS]

29. uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I...........................uh.................um..........urg...............uh .....................

woah.


:)

[ProfessorGAC]

31. PuhLeaze!

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
The Professor

[BiggJawn]

32. Nice Thighs!

Cute butt, too....
wish I was 20 years younger and a "celebrity"...Just for the weekend....

[underpants]

33. Very nice

:bounce:

[Zuni]

34. Oh the humanity

It is so horrible that hot, young women will show too much in pictures. Just awful.

[bif]

38. She's not exactly ugly is she?

n/t

[manderley]

39. How much would PLAYBOY pay her?

You know if this is really about promoting her next album pehaps she should try voice lessons instead. She can't sing, can't act and if you read any of her interview it's pretty clear she's clueless as well. But on the other ... she does look cute. I say she keeps PLAYBOY as back up in case this album really sucks and needs a little
life support once sales dwindle.

[alfredo]

40. With all the makeup on, if she fell she'd stick to the floor.

A crowbar would be needed to pry her up, or separate her from some of the guys here.


The high heels add to the shape of her calves, and I have a feeling that he butt was digitally enhanced. Her right leg may have been enhanced too.

[KFC]

42. That makes me so fucking mad

A scantily clad beautiful woman. Those assholes.