Why Floridians Lock Their Doors...

[Misunderestimator]

[MNBiker]

1. nice bag

[Misunderestimator]

2. *snarf*

[papau]

20. Washed inland when the Sumatra tsunami wave hit East Coast of Florida?

I had heard that the wave - one inch high when it hit (yep, really!) - was going to cause Bush to give more money to Florida.

LOL

In any case that is a great photo!

[Wapsie B]

3. Supper!

The other white meat! Had me some 'gator meat once. Good stuff.

[Misunderestimator]

4. Yeah, well, you cook it... I ain't goin near the thing...

[Dr.Phool]

29. Jehovah Witnesses calling.....

[Zenlitened]

31. Candy-gram...

[nickgutierrez]

5. 'Mommy, Mommy! The giant lizard is trying to eat me!' n/t

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. Here, kitty kitty!

Now where did I put my glasses?

;)

[Misunderestimator]

8. ...and when it's dark ... um... that could actually happen...

:scared:

[Cuban_Liberal]

12. I know.

I lived in south Florida...

:scared:

[Lenape85]

7. That alligator is kinda cute

I'd love to have one as a pet

[Misunderestimator]

9. There was one in a pond here not long ago... I'll see if it's up for...

adoption

[Merrick]

10. But the price on this collection of encyclopedias can't be beat!

Hello? You'll be sorry! Bitch...

[Misunderestimator]

18. please tell me you're not a salesman...

:D

[Merrick]

22. I'm a salesman who wears an alligator costume

who'll smash your kid's tricycle on the front porch if you don't buy my crap.

[Misunderestimator]

36. LOL

:thumbsup:

[RagingInMiami]

11. He's probably lost and looking for his mother

Who's almost twice his size.

[Misunderestimator]

19. yeah.... erm.... thanks for that....

:silly:

[Dr.Phool]

26. We have a 12 ft female and an even bigger male

On the golf course around the corner. They just lay there and sunbathe. Don't bother anybody. Just don't try to retieve your ball if it hits one.

[cruadin]

13. *Knock, knock*-------"Candy-gram."

[Duncan Grant]

14. That's the ugliest Avon lady I've ever seen!

What a complexion! :D :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

16. How dare you? I'm sure she's quite attractive to her own species...

;) :hi: yourself!!!

[MrtnzRp]

15. yeah we

had one living under our car for a week or so. Alot of people here f*ck with them and try to wrestle with them. I didn't leave the house until animal control got him. I don't know where to put this because I'm new but if anyone is heading down to Florida, I recently inherited my grandma's oceanfront house. Too expensive to live there full time right now so I live across the street. What I'm trying to say is that if anyone's a nascar fan or biker or whatever and head to Daytona Beach, you're welcome to stay here rent free (as long as it's not for a year or so). It's not much but it's a great view.

[Misunderestimator]

17. lol.... and welcome to DU!

:hi:

[fishnfla]

27. Welcome to DU

and welcome to Daytona too, from Port Orange :hi:

Word: hang on to Grandma's oceanfront, it'll be worth twice what it is now in 2 years. Oceanfront is out of control

[Dr.Phool]

28. Welcome to DU

And I'm a biker in the Tampa area. Might take you up on that!

[jonnyblitz]

21. I guess it's time for your to move southern CA where it's safe

:P

[Misunderestimator]

24. Wow... what ARE you? Psychic?

:crazy:

[fishnfla]

23. Thats me trick or treatin'

got any live chickens?

[Misunderestimator]

25. no... and you can't have my cat either...

want some kitty treats instead?

[RagingInMiami]

30. Back when I was 12 years old and in the boy scouts

We went camping out in the everglades. It was pitch black out there and we were camping by a lake. When we would shine our flashlights toward the lake, it was filled with about 20 pairs of yellow eyes, all of them alligators staring back at us.
It was kind of creepy, but they never did bother us.

[Misunderestimator]

32. Yikes... how could you sleep?

[RagingInMiami]

35. Exhaustion finally took its toll

But we were sure to zip our tents up real tight

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. But he looks so cute :)

*candygram*

[Misunderestimator]

34. if anyone can tame him.... I'm sure you can

:P

[Solly Mack]

37. Poor thing. He just wants something cool to drink