Okay, I'm in an irritated, pissy mood

[Modem Butterfly]

Who wants a flame war?

[davidinalameda]

1. I'm cold

so maybe a flame war will warm me up

[Modem Butterfly]

5. F*ck you! How DARE you come in here and spout such BULLSH*T?

Some nerve you have!

[Demit]

2. Oh get over yourself!! You think you're the only one in a bad mood?!?

[Modem Butterfly]

6. Yes as a matter of fact I do!

I've spent a long time nursing this grudge and I'm going to enjoy every last damn minute of it. You'd better get used to it now, buddy, or get out of my way!

[Demit]

10. well, um, OH YEAH? (...slinking away...)

[Modem Butterfly]

11. LOL!

You guys are the best. Between this thread and the copycats, I'm laughing my ass off!

[Richardo]

I'm ready....

(I'm apparently doing the robot dance waiting for the war to start.)

[Modem Butterfly]

8. Here it comes, Jiffy Pop

:nuke:

[BurtWorm]

3. My flame's bigger than your flame!

[Modem Butterfly]

7. How do I compete with THAT?

Way to steal my issue, asshole. Way to make it ALL ABOUT YOU. How about letting someone ELSE direct the conversation for once?

:grr:

[BurtWorm]

12. Oh yeah?

C'mere and say that!

[Modem Butterfly]

13. Okay! I'm getting on a plane right now!

You just be waiting for me at gate A-19 buddy! I'll be the woman with the wings whose coming to KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BurtWorm]

14. Skittles?

Is that you?

:crazy:

[Modem Butterfly]

20. LOL!

:P

[McKenzie]

4. ok...here's a manual for starters

then we can REALLY get flamey.

http://www.alsirat.com/flame.html

[Modem Butterfly]

9. Oh, you think I need a manual?

Well, how fucking rude are YOU? Seriously, I'm just trying to start a flame war here and you want to go and turn it into some sort of LESSON? Jesus Christ, it's people like you that are ruining the DEM party.

:grr:

[MsAnthropy]

15. You crack me up Modem!

Great thread. (I'm hijacking your flame, sorry!)

[McKenzie]

16. well, I have read several of your posts and

you come across as the timid, shy type. I just couldn't help but provide some help; I believe in giving to the poor.

Oh yes, your grammar is a tad suspect too. I know of several primers that might help. Giving to the poor again and all that.

Let me know if you need any more confidence building assistance.

ps If you get embarrassed by your lack of "big" words just remember...many people have a limited vocabulary.

love and kisses.

McKenzie

[Modem Butterfly]

19. Fucking BRILLANT!

I don't know what else to do except stand back and applaud.


CLAP...CLAP...CLAP...CLAP

I mean, it's rare these days to find such pretension in a lounge thread.


Okay, seriously, that was some good flammage!

[McKenzie]

21. you are most welcome modulate/demodulate

a bit of fun never goes amiss.

regards from the wilds of Scotia.

[motely36]

17. Puppy!!!!

How can you flame a cute puppy?????

[Modem Butterfly]

18. Can't...flame....dog...too...cute...

Must...resist...big...brown...eyes...power...of pissyness...leaving...me....

AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm melting! Melting! What a world!