Bad Joke Thread

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My nephew told me this joke he made up yesterday. I was so proud - he has my sense of humor.

anway, here it is -

For what does an indecisive miner mine?

- wait

- wait

- wait

Obviously, an indecisive miner would mine for "either ore."

Either Ore - get it?

ahem.

got a worse one?

[shesemsmom]

1. That's a good one

that kid is headed for a political career

[GRLMGC]

2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

[jmowreader]

3. A freeper decided to walk across the Baja

He brought a car door with him so he could roll the window down when it got hot.

[NYC Liberal]

4. A sausage and an egg are in a frying pan.

The sausage says, "Man it's hot in here!"
The egg goes, "Holy shit, a talking sausage!"

[edbermac]

5. I don't get it...

:shrug:

[cruadin]

6. My nephew (8 yr old) told me this one...

"Why was the pony whispering?"
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"Because, he was a little horse." (hoarse---get it?)

[bif]

7. How may ADD children does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey! Ya wanna go ride bikes?!

[NYC Liberal]

8. Hey, look! Let's go outside!

[ChoralScholar]

9. you heard the one about the constipated mathematician?

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he worked it out with a pencil...