I'm Condi Rice, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[LDS Jock]

1. why didn't you get your teeth fixed?

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[LDS Jock]

11. wow, that was fast

[WI_DEM]

3. Are you George W. Bush's mistress?

[Lenape85]

12. Yes I am

[PartyPooper]

4. Why are you such a f*****g liar? Do you sleep with Junior?

Just wondering.

[Lenape85]

13. That's none of your business

[Floogeldy]

5. Why haven't you had an original thought since 1993?

Or a boob job, or some shit like that.

[Lenape85]

15. Has the Democratic party had an original thought since 1993

[Floogeldy]

18. Uh . . . Yes

[stpalm]

6. did you see me in the basement of the capitol last year?

The day before you went to the 9/11 commission- I was the skinny kid with a dark green windbeaker in the visitors gallery who scowled at you as you walked by before seeing your three burly bodyguards.

I was looking at a bust of Robert LaFollette and there you were...

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[LDS Jock]

8. that is so disturbing

[PartyPooper]

10. LOL! That should be shown at all of the inaugural balls!

:evilgrin:

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[salin]

14. So why did they de-name the oil tanker

that had been named in your honor?

[jdj]

16. no!

did they really? Snap!

[saltpoint]

17. Condi, Condi, Condi.

You were an accomplished concert pianist, playing at the top of the repertoire, a Brahms specialist.

Why did you leave the cool sanction of melody and harmony as a tactile truth resonating through your lithe body as you sat and played and allowed the sounds to course through you like an infinite elixir --

-- and choose instead the dry, hot plain of political power and the company of vindictive mediocrities like George W. Bush?

Is power really what you crave, or do you yearn again for the quietude of Brahms?


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[EC]

19. What do you and your "husband" do

when Laura's not around?

[CoffeeCat]

20. My question for Condi...

What do you use for dental floss....a jump rope?"