Items you would like to see on the Bush Coronation menu

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

[Straight Shooter]

1. I voted "Other," as in a horsehead served on a bedpost to bush. eom

[Nitrogenica]

2. The most overpriced exquisite imported caviar.

Oh wait that's on the menu already.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. A bucket of shit from very American who's been betrayed by this

Criminal Fascist Evil Fuckhead.

[PassingFair]

4. Crow

n/t

[EC]

whole broiled rat

cannibals....

[Fridays Child]

5. How about big steaming bowls of...

...fuck off, you murdering bastard--and that goes for all of your money-gushing corporate abetters, too.

And, Jeezus! Did they up Pickles Xanax dose, again? She looks about as genuine as cardboard.

[Cobalt Violet]

6. cockroach pate.

[CBHagman]

14. "Cockroach pate" -- LOL!

Mm, LECKER. Get those big, nasty palmetto bugs off the sidewalks of South Carolina and serve 'em up to the infernal robber barons, hypocrites and trophy wives visting the nation's capital. Yum, yum!

[Catch22Dem]

7. Hemlock

Why am I the first person to say this?

[smirkymonkey]

13. However, I'll bet that you were not the first person to THINK it!

You are just much braver than the rest of us. :)

[DBoon]

15. Because some of us do not want the attention of the Secret Service

eom.

[Catch22Dem]

24. Bah, fuck them...I'm clean.

[CO Liberal]

8. How About "Jim Jones' Secret Recipe Kool-Aid"????

:-)

[ignatius 2]

9. Sushi..isn't that what his old man was eating before he puked all over

the Japenese Prime Minister? Hopefully,he has the same intolerance and blows chunks all over the rest of the repigs.

[Endangered Specie]

11. I believe that was called the

HW Bush "like-a-coward-out-an-airplane" evacuating Sushi Special.

[ignatius 2]

12. Now you didn't really expect a Bushkie to look out for crewmembers or

anybody else,did you?

[punpirate]

10. A delightful assortment of...

... antipasto, composed of chopped raw tripe, toadstools, freshly shredded nightshade, glands of skunk, tail of frog, eye of newt, with a warm side dish of minced Rove nuts au gratin in a Mad Dog 20/20 sauce.

Bon appetit!

[Nitrogenica]

17. * would be afraid of the evil Antipasto.

[punpirate]

23. Well, that would just leave more...

... for his corporate cronies.... :P

[Nitrogenica]

16. A freshly prepared plate of fear.

Oh wait that's already on the menu.

[ignatius 2]

18. Speaking of fear, has there been any color alerts since the election?

n/t

[Nitrogenica]

20. None. Are they stupid or what! lols "Lets make it obvious"

[lpbk2713]

19. Smoked salmonella

and ptomaine salad.

[ignatius 2]

21. Salmon..that remided me of a Monty Python line when the diners ate the

salmon. The grim reaper says you are all dead now so shut up.

[charlyvi]

22. Other--Big, Salty, Dry Pretzels.

Plenty of them.

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Other!

Humble Pie!

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