The Three-Strikes-and-You're-Out of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, with a beard like that, I'll bet the little boys come pouring in."

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "No one can say...

...I'm not putting my money where my mouth is on frivolous lawsuits, now--I'm keeping the guy who filed the Whitewater suit away from the courts by making him Director of Homeland Security. I bet we all feel more safe and secure, already!"

[kodi]

2. "geeze, this guy is a better liar than i am."

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[zbdent]

3. Bush, "thinking" - "You know, he's gonna be fun to have around

for Halloween. That's THE qualification I had for hiring him; his face just screams 'SKULL'!"

[underpants]

4. This guy lost out to Kerik originally?

Yikes!

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Boy, it'd be great to be a fly on the wall of

HIS bathroom!"

[HughBeaumont]

6. "I dig the whole . . .

Ben Kingsley meets Alan King meets Michael Gross all meatin' up in mah bedroom thang. . . yeee haw."

[MrScorpio]

7. "Well, Crypt Keeper, you're my bitch now."

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