The Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"I don't know WHY people say it's so hard to get through to the Defense Department. Heck, I jus grab Rummy about the hips and . . ."

[underpants]

1. As you can see we are all very happy about having met our stated goal....

of bringing liberty and freedom to Iraq just like we always said.

[cyberpj]

Cheney: "Here he goes again...taking all the credit for my work..."

Rumsfeld: "Wooo..... is Cheney going to be pissed about this one..."

[underpants]

2. Freedom is standing still

:bounce:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. Founding Fuhrers tell fish stories in press conference.

news at 11.

[peekaloo]

4. Damn Cheney's had a change of heart(s), he's leaning to the left.

:evilgrin:

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "...but, on the bright side...

...finally giving up the charade of searching for WMDs will allow us to put those additional resources towards the effort to make even more enemies."

[Richardo]

6. "Three little maids from school are we,

Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!

YUM-YUM: Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle)

PEEP-BO: Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)

PITTI-SING: Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle)

THE THREE:
Three little maids from school!

Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!

YUM-YUM: One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum--

PEEP-BO: Two little maids in attendance come--

PITTI-SING: Three little maids is the total sum.

THE THREE.
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!

YUM-YUM: From three little maids take one away.

PEEP-BO: Two little maids remain, and they--

PITTI-SING: Won't have to wait very long, they say--

THE THREE.
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!

Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids from school!

[skip fox]

7. "And then he told me to squeel like a pig, so I

let one out and . . wow! Almost bucked him off."