I'm Rick Santorum Ask Me Anything

[Hippo_Tron]

But don't expect a response till tommorow, I'm going to bed with my wife. We were going to try some anal sex (I wanted to see what all the fuss was about), but she has to wake up early to homeschool our kids. I'll answer your questions tommorow.

[JohnKleeb]

1. it is tommorow aint it?

How are the dogs Senator?

[Tweed]

2. Is it true you took home your dead baby so that it could be pictured w/

your other six children? I've always wanted to know.

[Hippo_Tron]

4. I gotta answer this one tonight, here goes

Yes it's 100% true. Not only that, I took her to work with me and showed her to all of my staff and my fellow senators. And for the life of me I can't figure out why they were so grosed out.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. just as long as you don't have sex with any box turtles...

you're fine in my book

[American Tragedy]

10. That sounds downright painful.

[alittlelark]

5. How much do you tip your male prostitutes????

Is it in line w/ fundamentalist GOP standards (10%) or above?

[stranger_with_candy]

6. does it hurt?

you know... bending over for it and such...

[punpirate]

7. Is Bob Kerrey correct?

Is Santorum really Latin for "asshole?"

Is it true that, as one Congressional aide said, if someone took the wind-up key out of your back, your lips would stop moving?

Enquiring minds want to know. :P

[Tweed]

8. Please tell me that was actually said!

[punpirate]

11. Was reported in...

... "The Ten Dimmest Bulbs in Congress." Kerrey, while he was still a Senator, was reported to have said, "Santorum? Is that Latin for asshole?"

On edit, it was actually in "Dim and Dimmer," Ken Silverstein's follow-up to "The Ten Dimmest Bulbs."

His synopsis of Santorum's public persona is here:

http://www.progressive.org/dimmarch.htm

Scroll down for the #1 dimmest bulb of the 105th Congress, Rick Santorum....

Cheers.

[last1standing]

9. Is it true that "Santorum" means

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex?

That's what Dan Savage says and I have to believe him since he's dedicated an entire site to it.

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com

[Bill Lumbergh]

12. Why aren't you as cool as me?